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I've licked the Eiffel Tower
Posted on 10/16/24 at 11:41 am
Posted on 10/16/24 at 11:41 am
True story. 2005.
Since then, my checklist consists of WTC 1, Space Needle, St. Louis Arch, Grand Canyon, Parthenon/Acropolis, Blue-Domed churches in Santorini and a large lobster statue in Bar Harbor Maine.
Very phallic, but I swear it's true. The wife rolls her eyes every time.
Since then, my checklist consists of WTC 1, Space Needle, St. Louis Arch, Grand Canyon, Parthenon/Acropolis, Blue-Domed churches in Santorini and a large lobster statue in Bar Harbor Maine.
Very phallic, but I swear it's true. The wife rolls her eyes every time.
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Posted on 10/16/24 at 12:05 pm to teamjackson
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teamjackson
\Member since Nov 2012
5390 posts
Post less I think
Posted on 10/16/24 at 12:53 pm to teamjackson
Don’t lick things like that you nasty.
Posted on 10/16/24 at 12:59 pm to teamjackson
You’ve got JACK shite on Ron Obvious, the man who attempted to eat Chichester Cathedral.
Do better.
Do better.
Posted on 10/16/24 at 1:06 pm to teamjackson
Posted on 10/16/24 at 1:09 pm to TheDeathValley
That's very rude. Take it back, jerk.
Posted on 10/16/24 at 1:10 pm to Lexag
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Don’t lick things like that you nasty.
That's what she said
Posted on 10/16/24 at 1:23 pm to Lexag
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Posted by Lexag
Don’t lick things like that you nasty.
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Posted by teamjackson
That's what she said
This post was edited on 10/16/24 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 10/16/24 at 1:34 pm to teamjackson
Yes. Thats why she rolls her eyes.
Posted on 10/16/24 at 3:01 pm to teamjackson
Putting your tongue where a bunch of nasty Frenchmen have put theirs is no way to go through life. BTW, how'd it taste.
Posted on 10/16/24 at 3:12 pm to teamjackson
I would not share things like this publicly or privately
Posted on 10/16/24 at 3:28 pm to teamjackson
The closest I ever came to the Eiffel Tower was at King's Island.
Posted on 10/16/24 at 3:38 pm to Chrome
No, he’s licked ALL the places listed.
Posted on 10/16/24 at 3:52 pm to teamjackson
I guess I'm the only one weird enough to think this is a pretty amazing piece of trivia.
You will literally never not have a conversation starter with an absolute stranger in your life.
Hell, I may break this out with a rando at the next tailgate, purposefully make it as awkward as possible (also noting that I've read about this online), and just see how it goes.
You will literally never not have a conversation starter with an absolute stranger in your life.
Hell, I may break this out with a rando at the next tailgate, purposefully make it as awkward as possible (also noting that I've read about this online), and just see how it goes.
Posted on 10/16/24 at 5:38 pm to teamjackson
Eiffel Tower taste like chicken?
I was in Australia working and we had to get into a utility vault. One of the Australian guys told me if there is, think he said a cane toad in there dont lick it.
I told him yup caching and licking a toad when we open that vault was my first thought and plan.
I thought the Australian comment was amusingly strange.
This post was edited on 10/16/24 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 10/16/24 at 9:17 pm to teamjackson
You didn't list all the windows you've licked.
Posted on 10/16/24 at 9:17 pm to teamjackson
I went up it, but never thought to stick my tongue on it.
Posted on 10/16/24 at 10:27 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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I went up it, but never thought to stick my tongue on it.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 8:42 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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never thought to stick my tongue on it
Why not?
Posted on 10/17/24 at 8:46 am to paperwasp
Cooties?
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