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When I was incarcerated I had a lot of time to think…
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:21 pm
Something about those walls man….your mind becomes a box, with downloads of what was, what is, and what should not be…anyway one day I got a new celly named Money. Money was from Natchez. I was actually born in Natchez myself, so we got along pretty good I guess. Familiarity is good when you’re inside, trust me. One day after Money had been there about 3 months, I walked in the cell and he had a strange look on his face. He was clearly in a very different zone, and he was chanting something, barely audible, over and over. At first he was speaking so low I could barely hear him, but eventually, carefully, I begin to make it out.
“Purlple shirts, yellow britches,
Go to hell, you sons of bitches”
“Purlple shirts, yellow britches,
Go to hell, you sons of bitches”
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Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:24 pm to themetalreb
You could have saved yourself the time and just said frick LSU
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:24 pm to themetalreb
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Something about those walls man….your mind becomes a box, with downloads of what was, what is, and what should not be…anyway one day I got a new celly named Money. Money was from Natchez. I was actually born in Natchez myself, so we got along pretty good I guess. Familiarity is good when you’re inside, trust me. One day after Money had been there about 3 months, I walked in the cell and he had a strange look on his face. He was clearly in a very different zone, and he was chanting something, barely audible, over and over. At first he was speaking so low I could barely hear him, but eventually, carefully, I begin to make it out.
This is dumb. Don’t drop the soap, Baw.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:24 pm to themetalreb
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:25 pm to themetalreb
Born in Natchez. Went to jail. frick we’re probably related. Wutup cuz.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:25 pm to themetalreb
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:30 pm to themetalreb
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I got a new celly named Money. Money was from Natchez. I was actually born in Natchez myself, so we got along pretty good I guess. Familiarity is good when you’re inside
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:31 pm to themetalreb
Money fricked you every day. You could have just typed that and saved some work.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:38 pm to captdalton
Shocked that you baws went gay….why is that always on your mind?
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:45 pm to themetalreb
I get it. It's an allegory, right?
Your "prison" is the inability to win the SEC West. Money is your hope that NIL will advance y'all to the top.
And the guy chanting something barely audible was a defensive lineman on the ground whispering "is Lane okay with me getting up now?"
Your "prison" is the inability to win the SEC West. Money is your hope that NIL will advance y'all to the top.
And the guy chanting something barely audible was a defensive lineman on the ground whispering "is Lane okay with me getting up now?"
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:49 pm to truth22
Not bad baw, not bad….can always count on Aggy to tell me how to win the SEC***
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:53 pm to themetalreb
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why is that always on your mind?
Because that is the number one deterrent of jail. Most of us manage to avoid it too.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:54 pm to themetalreb
Are you Dixie Mafia or Aryan Brotherhood? Or both?
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:54 pm to themetalreb
How wide did Money stretch your a-hole?
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:11 pm to captdalton
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Are you Dixie Magia or Aryan Brotherhood
Simon City baw…also, I have to say that you, above all others, have a fascination with lock up. You can never contain yourself. You got a pen pal. I am sure of it.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:13 pm to themetalreb
Where did you do your time?
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:14 pm to themetalreb
Hey so go frick yourself and go to hell ole piss go to hell.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:15 pm to truth22
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I get it. It's an allegory, right?
Your "prison" is the inability to win the SEC West. Money is your hope that NIL will advance y'all to the top.
And the guy chanting something barely audible was a defensive lineman on the ground whispering "is Lane okay with me getting up now?"
Ouch
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:17 pm to themetalreb
At least you’re not an LK like a bunch of trashy whites I knew through rehab. Always blew my mind that that was a thing.
Assuming you aren’t full of shite
Assuming you aren’t full of shite
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:17 pm to captdalton
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Where did you do your time?
Honestly? ONE night in the drunk tank in Franklin County, MS., 2009….it was always incredible how many suckers here actually bought the lock up story. My god this place is unreal. Just a total cartoon board.
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