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My neighbor is an Alabama Fan
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:45 am
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:45 am
My neighbor and his entire family are Alabama fans. I saw him in front of his house this morning and we started up a conversation about Nick Saban retiring. He told me that he couldn't sleep last night, and he cried a lot throughout the night. He was very emotional. I thought a grown man acting like this was kind of odd, but to each his own.
I need some recommendations from the SEC Rant on what to say to reassure this man.

I need some recommendations from the SEC Rant on what to say to reassure this man.

Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:46 am to gamecockman12
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My neighbor is an Alabama Fan
Sorry to hear that
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:46 am to gamecockman12
Tell him the portal is open for fans as well. 

Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:48 am to gamecockman12
You’re better than this…. hopefully. Very weak attempt on your part.
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:48 am to gamecockman12
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My neighbor is an Alabama Fan
Prayers offered.
For both of you.
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:50 am to gamecockman12
You should first reassure your wife she didn't marry a complete loser that makes up bullshite on message boards but that would be impossible wouldn't it?
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:50 am to gamecockman12
Tell him that LSU says …..


Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:53 am to gamecockman12
Shocker that Alabama fans are in denial that it happened.
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:54 am to scottydoesntknow
quote:I know a male Bama fan who cried. Not sure why that's surprising.
This never happened
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:55 am to gamecockman12
My brother in law is a lifelong Alabama fan. I called him last night and you'd have thought his dad died or something.
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:56 am to gamecockman12
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I need some recommendations from the SEC Rant on what to say to reassure this man.
Tell him to quit being a pussy...damn!!
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:57 am to ALhunter
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quote:This never happened I know a male Bama fan who cried. Not sure why that's surprising.
What kind of people are yall associating with?
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:57 am to gamecockman12
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My neighbor and his entire family are Alabama fans.
Odd way to tell us you live in a trailer park.
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:58 am to gamecockman12
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I need some recommendations from the SEC Rant on what to say to reassure this man.
What does his wife look like? You need to frick her. Probably wouldn't take much for a man to get some from her.
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:59 am to Big Tiny Little
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What does his wife look like?
She's a hottie.
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:59 am to scottydoesntknow
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This never happened
Like that national championship Bammers assured us was coming, after you were undeservedly put in the playoffs this year?
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:00 am to PsychTiger
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Odd way to tell us you live in a trailer park.

Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:00 am to gamecockman12
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My neighbor is an Alabama Fan
Time to roll your double wide to greener pastures
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