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Gumpy Haiku, Poem, Limerick and general Wordsmith Thread

Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:24 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79407 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:24 am
All Hail Tommy Rees
Trailers ablaze and dogs kicked
You hate to see it.




This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 9:57 am
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:27 am to
Milroe, what are you-
McLaughlin, why is the snap-
For frick's sake, you guys.
Posted by Debacle Grand Isle
Buffet line w Crystal
Member since Dec 2023
68 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:30 am to
Milroe the Dildoe
4th and three let’s dive two feet
BoB was right
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:35 am to
Tommy Rees please pass!
Milroe is next years heisman!
Rees makes Epsteins list
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
2808 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:50 am to
Poor Jalen Milroe
Tries to dive into end zone
From the 5 yard line
Posted by Dingbag
Member since Dec 2023
545 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:57 am to
From a Gump’s point of view:

Lost the only thing
That made our lives suck less, so
We banged our sisters
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79407 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 10:50 am to
Nick retirement
Nap time for sad Tiny Nick
Early bird special
Posted by Wulfgar
Member since Jan 2013
1224 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:29 am to
Did you just see what Jim Harbaugh did?
In Overtime, Bama did lose their bid.
Seth couldn’t snap and the defense was crap.
But unlike Kelly, Saban didn’t kill a kid.


Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
Member since Jun 2023
2302 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 1:32 pm to
Bama had the lead
Feels like 2017
Oh shite they got beat
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