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I Just Woke Up From the Craziest Dream
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:25 am
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:25 am
In my dream, Bobby Petrino was back at Arkansas but he worked under HC Sam Pittman.
I know none of this would ever happen but I just thought it was too funny.
Anyway, the dream ended with Pittman being “canned” after one year (or maybe he died- I can’t remember). Naturally, Petrino was named “interim” coach but he was “interim” coach for like a whole year. Arkansas had one good season. Petrino got in trouble again.
Then, UFOs showed up all over the world, Petrino stated that the aliens were actually demons and plead for mercy and forgiveness and started a full-scale revival across the state of Arkansas. This was all while there was another pandemic and WWIII.
Anyway, I’m so glad that was just a dream and none of this will ever happen!!!
I know none of this would ever happen but I just thought it was too funny.
Anyway, the dream ended with Pittman being “canned” after one year (or maybe he died- I can’t remember). Naturally, Petrino was named “interim” coach but he was “interim” coach for like a whole year. Arkansas had one good season. Petrino got in trouble again.
Then, UFOs showed up all over the world, Petrino stated that the aliens were actually demons and plead for mercy and forgiveness and started a full-scale revival across the state of Arkansas. This was all while there was another pandemic and WWIII.
Anyway, I’m so glad that was just a dream and none of this will ever happen!!!
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:27 am to Mempho
This was probably funnier in your own mind.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:30 am to Mempho
Go back to bed.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:48 am to Mempho
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In my dream, Bobby Petrino was back at Arkansas but he worked under HC Sam Pittman. I know none of this would ever happen but I just thought it was too funny. Anyway, the dream ended with Pittman being “canned” after one year (or maybe he died- I can’t remember). Naturally, Petrino was named “interim” coach but he was “interim” coach for like a whole year. Arkansas had one good season. Petrino got in trouble again. Then, UFOs showed up all over the world, Petrino stated that the aliens were actually demons and plead for mercy and forgiveness and started a full-scale revival across the state of Arkansas. This was all while there was another pandemic and WWIII. Anyway, I’m so glad that was just a dream and none of this will ever happen!!!
Did we win a championship?
I need to know that to weigh the pros and cons in case this was prophetic.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:52 am to Mempho
Did you have lasagna for supper last night?
and was there LSD in it?
and was there LSD in it?
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:56 am to Mempho
Two of these before bedtime? At least it wasn't the other, worst case outcome. 
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:14 am to Hback
Those are so good.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:21 am to 1BIGTigerFan
And risky
Posted on 11/30/23 at 5:37 pm to Sus-Scrofa
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Did we win a championship?
I need to know that to weigh the pros and cons in case this was prophetic.
It was like 10-2 or 9-3. I can't remember if it was NY6 or Citrus.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:10 pm to Mempho
Mempho, this is quite possibly the best post ever made on this board. Anybody that doesn't like it probably shaves their balls.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:17 pm to deputyreb
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Mempho, this is quite possibly the best post ever made on this board. Anybody that doesn't like it probably shaves their balls.
This guy doesn't like BJs
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:19 pm to RazorBroncs
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This guy doesn't like BJs
I just didn't want one from you.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:17 pm to Mempho
Was it gummies or did you smoke it.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:02 pm to Clark14
Weird that Arkansas is back in people’s thoughts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:51 am to deputyreb
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Mempho, this is quite possibly the best post ever made on this board. Anybody that doesn't like it probably shaves their balls.
The pro-“alien” peeps are deeply offended. I cannot confirm but I suspect they shave ze balls when they do “operations” in the mother ship.
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:53 am to Hback
quote:You frick. Now I am hungry
Hback
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