Hey Rebs! As I do every week, I got something to say to you sons of bitches!

I hope you're all having a great evening.

Here's to a competitive and entertaining sporting match between our respective universities' football teams tomorrow.

I hope both teams play well, injuries are avoided all around, and both fanbases can enjoy a great Autumn Saturday with their friends, families, and one another.

For those of you making the trip to Oxford, I wish you safe travels, and I sincerely hope you all enjoy your weekend back in your college town (aside from the final score of the game, of course).

Know that I consider you all to be esteemed members of society, as well as potential friends and colleagues, and that I hope to make all of your cordial acquaintance one day.

I wish you all nothing but the best in your careers, and life in general.

And in the case of metalreb, I hope you are able to successfully avoid the cornhole tournament in your new digs. It ain't like on the outside amigo.

Anyhoo, Cheers, Gig 'Em, and God bless to you all.