Herod's Crotch

You know ... Herod, King of Judaea, right? King Herod was a Roman-appointed king of Judea who ruled from 37-4 BCE. Harod the Great.

According to The Bible he had all the little babies killed because he was told one of them would grow to be king. It came to be known as "The Massacre of the Innocents."

He also had wives killed, sons killed, etc. These days historians credit him for all of his construction projects and they claim all the other stuff was just made-up stuff, you know, to make him look bad.

Who knows. Anyways, bear with me here friends ... hear me out before you ask the inevitable question, "what does this have-to-do with this board or SEC sports or the price of tea in China?"

So, I do know that, as the story goes, Herod got a wicked case of crotch rot, maggot infested, stunk like hell ... and in the end the mad king died, insane and in excruciating pain screaming while the maggots slowly ate his peen off. (The basis for the Mad King in tGoT.)

Thus, every since, crotch rot that involves maggot infestation is known as Herod's Crotch. It is one of THE most wicked curses that God casts upon the truly evil, perverted and depraved ... nothing is worse than to be cursed with Herod's Crotch during your final years and months on this earth. It's a wicked way to suffer for evil shite done that ... well, it could have been avoided.

So here's the deal.

I hope .... I hope the next shithooks that start another fricktard thread about the sheep humping sister bangers and/or free shoes U being invited to join the SEC ... I hope the next ignorant uninformed malcontents that starts a taterhead and criminole love thread here on the venable beloved SECr, home to some of the greatest fans of any conference in the world ... I hope they get Herod's crotch.

I hope maggots come and eat your little peens off.

I am going to send money to a voodoo princess in NOLA to hopefully make this happen.

If you start a thread on the SECr about fricking shite-schools CU or FSU, during football season, after all the bullshite all of us had to put up with during the off season ... I hope you get Herod's Crotch.

You fricks that do-it deserve every peen eating maggot that lights on you.

Edited: A few Harod's to Herod's