So you walk into most any grocery in the USA, what meat can you buy?

Meat not found at most any grocery
(4) Human = Rebs, Sooners, Dores, Vols
(4) Dog = UGA, State, TAMU, Smokey +1
(4) Cat = Auburn, UK, LSU, Mizzou
(1) Elephant = Tide
(1) Boar = Arky
(1) Gator = UF
(1) Capon = SC
(1) Eagle = Auburn +1
(1) Bear = Rebs +1/-1
(1) Shark = Rebs +1/-1
(1) Horse = Sooners +1


Meat found at most any grocery
(1) Cow (nutless) = Utx


Looks like the SEC finna eat and taco meat is on the banquet table

(still not sure why you want a gutless cow as a mascot)