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re: What would you do if you were Stetson Bennett?

Posted on 1/11/23 at 7:14 am to
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35936 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 7:14 am to
He better get on that damn weed eater behind my house or I’m giving him a bad review on Yelp
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
12998 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 7:16 am to
Go into politics

Posted by RollTide4Ever
Nashville
Member since Nov 2006
18347 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 7:20 am to
Find the daughter of a rich booster and get her pregnant.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7498 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 7:21 am to
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He better get on that damn weed eater behind my house or I’m giving him a bad review on Yelp



Thats funny I don't care who you are!
Posted by Thirty Miles
Member since Dec 2022
95 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 7:24 am to
Find out which insurance company has the best agent's contract.
Posted by Reservoir Ag
Member since Dec 2020
3572 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 7:40 am to
Sounds like you know your way around the dealership…. Used cars?
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38515 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 7:50 am to
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Sounds like you know your way around the dealership…. Used cars?


I actually worked at one of Tom Benson's car lots during a few summers while I was in college.

I would lie to the customers and tell them I was his grandson and he was trying to motivate me for the "real world."

Sold several cars that summer on that lie alone. Then the GM caught on and told me to stop!
This post was edited on 1/11/23 at 7:52 am
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
16343 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:57 am to
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He doesn't have the "talent" to win 2 natty's. He just did....


He isn’t the reason UGA won games.
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
33172 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:03 pm to
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He isn’t the reason UGA won games.


The incessant MVP was a big reason for many wins, but you are somewhat right as he wasn’t the only reason.
Posted by CFB_Fanatic
Member since Aug 2016
2278 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:03 pm to
Two chicks at the same time, man
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
25999 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:18 pm to
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He isn’t the reason UGA won games.

Stetson Bennett versus Oregon (#15), South Carolina (#23), Tennessee (#6), Mississippi St (#20), LSU (#16), Ohio (#4), and TCU (#2).

147 completions, 204 attempts 72.1%(#1 in the country by P5 QBs)

2,372 yards (#2 in country behind Caleb Williams)
10.7 yards per attempt (#1 in country)
20 TDs (#1 in country)
3 INTs
QB efficiency rating 190.99 (#1 in country)
Sacked 2 times (both against Ohio)

86 rushing yards.
7 rushing TDs
3.58 ypr

Out of all of those AP ranked teams, UGAs WR Corp might rank last.


I can't help you, man.
You can troll all you want.
But all it does is highlight how damn good Stetson did this season and how much he improved in his first offseason working with the #1 offense.
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4391 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:21 pm to
Stay in Georgia and make a nice living being the "UGA NC QB" like Jay Barker did until Saban came along and "rurnt" it for him by winning 6 more.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:36 pm to
- sign UDFA with Falcons
- get cut after preseason
- sign with the CFL
- win a couple of Grey Cups
- marry a Canadian citizen and father an anchor baby
- retire after 5 seasons
- become an on air personality for the SEC Network
- during the offseason, maintain primary residence in Canada for access to affordable healthcare
- write autobiography, and record the audiobook yourself (only available on audible) since the majority of your fanbase is illiterate
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38515 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:39 pm to
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during the offseason, maintain primary residence in Canada for access to affordable healthcare


While waiting in line to be treated? No thanks
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8549 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:39 pm to
Miss Georgia. And the runner-up.
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
25999 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

quote:
during the offseason, maintain primary residence in Canada for access to affordable healthcare


While waiting in line to be treated? No thanks


Their system is so stupid.
You don't have to wait in line.
There is a black market for care if you spend the money.

Kind of like Healthcare 20 years ago in the US.
Buy a better health insurance plan, get better health care.

The same principles apply in Canada, but both the provider and recipient are forced to be outlaws.
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