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Posted on 11/4/08 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 11/4/08 at 7:52 pm
So I was arguing with a buddy of mine (He's a Nole) and he said I talked so much shite about other teams than FL, I couldnt say anything nice about other SEC teams.
I got to thinking bout it, and I think I can.
So with a bad taste in my mouth, here we go:
Alabama- I absolutely love Rammer Jammer
Auburn- the fact you can beat us year in and year out, even with the talent gap (sometimes) astounds me. Muschamp was brilliant at gameplanning.
LSU- Death Valley is louder than the Swamp, at night especially.
Arkansas- ummm.... McFadden is MY dad!
Ole Miss- 3/4 you got on us. Never an easy out. Thanks for waking us up this year.
MSU- THANK YOU FOR FINISHING OFF THE ZOOKER!
Kentucky- Woodson carved our secondary up so much last year. Lyons was a class act, sad to see him hurt
Vandy- year in, year out, you guys come to play. I really do worry about this Saturday. played our 96 national title team to the very end.
South Carolina- had a great time at Williams Brice in 2005. No antimosity towards my Gators, mostly just "thanks for giving us Spurrier."
Tenn- Rocky Top is nice to hear...once. ummm...Im going to miss Fat Phil.
Georgia- Moreno is the real deal. Stafford, as shown, is an overrated POS.
Can you do it?
I got to thinking bout it, and I think I can.
So with a bad taste in my mouth, here we go:
Alabama- I absolutely love Rammer Jammer

Auburn- the fact you can beat us year in and year out, even with the talent gap (sometimes) astounds me. Muschamp was brilliant at gameplanning.
LSU- Death Valley is louder than the Swamp, at night especially.

Arkansas- ummm.... McFadden is MY dad!
Ole Miss- 3/4 you got on us. Never an easy out. Thanks for waking us up this year.

MSU- THANK YOU FOR FINISHING OFF THE ZOOKER!
Kentucky- Woodson carved our secondary up so much last year. Lyons was a class act, sad to see him hurt
Vandy- year in, year out, you guys come to play. I really do worry about this Saturday. played our 96 national title team to the very end.
South Carolina- had a great time at Williams Brice in 2005. No antimosity towards my Gators, mostly just "thanks for giving us Spurrier."
Tenn- Rocky Top is nice to hear...once. ummm...Im going to miss Fat Phil.
Georgia- Moreno is the real deal. Stafford, as shown, is an overrated POS.

Can you do it?
Posted on 11/4/08 at 7:57 pm to FGCU Gator
Florida - Tebow is awesome
Georgia - Richt is a good person
Tennessee - The enemy of my enemy is my friend
South Carolina - Very loyal fans
Vanderbilt - Academics Rule!
Kentucky - Gotta love a basketball school in the SEC.
LSU - Love the tailgating
Arkansas - DMAC was a stud.
Mississippi State - Sorry about your season, Auburn fans can relate
Ole Miss - Nutt is doing a good job turning the place around
Alabama - Uh, no.
Georgia - Richt is a good person
Tennessee - The enemy of my enemy is my friend
South Carolina - Very loyal fans
Vanderbilt - Academics Rule!
Kentucky - Gotta love a basketball school in the SEC.
LSU - Love the tailgating
Arkansas - DMAC was a stud.
Mississippi State - Sorry about your season, Auburn fans can relate
Ole Miss - Nutt is doing a good job turning the place around
Alabama - Uh, no.
Posted on 11/4/08 at 8:09 pm to FGCU Gator
i cant say much nice about others. i could prob think of something for everyone but alabama. they can eat a dick
Posted on 11/4/08 at 8:21 pm to FGCU Gator
Auburn - i like your team colors
Arkansas - i like to eat pig
Ole Miss - love all the hott coeds
MSU - uhh....
Bama -
Kentucky - i like tubby smith..o wait
Vandy - i love smart girls!
South Carolina - I like Steve S. i think he is funny
Tenn - i like orange
Georgia - Richt seems like a good guy
Florida - again i love hott coeds!!
Arkansas - i like to eat pig
Ole Miss - love all the hott coeds

MSU - uhh....
Bama -

Kentucky - i like tubby smith..o wait
Vandy - i love smart girls!
South Carolina - I like Steve S. i think he is funny
Tenn - i like orange
Georgia - Richt seems like a good guy
Florida - again i love hott coeds!!
Posted on 11/4/08 at 8:43 pm to ipodking
I have a lot of respect for Bama, love Tuscaloosa and the campus is beautiful as is Bryant Denny. Pretty much like everything about Bama except most of their fans on this board.
Athletically I have a lot of respect for Florida. IMO they are the class of the SEC in terms of their overall athletic success.
Athletically I have a lot of respect for Florida. IMO they are the class of the SEC in terms of their overall athletic success.
Posted on 11/4/08 at 8:52 pm to FGCU Gator
LSU - Love TS and the best trip in the SEC
MSU - they have nice grass
Ole Miss - the grove, the girls
Arkansas - Jumbotron is ridiculous
Florida - The Swamp. Athletes all over the place.
South Carolina - One of if not the best entrances in all of sports.
Kentucky - Ashley Judd.
UGA - Best stadium. Their strip is awesome. Love the start of the 4th quarter.
Vandy - Nashville is fun.
The next two were hard.
UT - I like the Vol Navy. Fireworks at night.
Auburn - Jordan-Hare is a lot of fun at night. The Eagle is awesome. I really like Pat Dye.
MSU - they have nice grass
Ole Miss - the grove, the girls
Arkansas - Jumbotron is ridiculous
Florida - The Swamp. Athletes all over the place.
South Carolina - One of if not the best entrances in all of sports.
Kentucky - Ashley Judd.
UGA - Best stadium. Their strip is awesome. Love the start of the 4th quarter.
Vandy - Nashville is fun.
The next two were hard.
UT - I like the Vol Navy. Fireworks at night.
Auburn - Jordan-Hare is a lot of fun at night. The Eagle is awesome. I really like Pat Dye.
Posted on 11/4/08 at 9:18 pm to FGCU Gator
Alabama- Fine job of represented the SEC in football back in their day.
Auburn- Won me over when Tie Dye went for one instead of 2 to tie Syracuse thus knocking the
Orangemen out of the National Championship.
Arkansas- One of the better all around athletic programs in the SEC.
Florida - Spurrier was the SEC version of Bobby Bowden.
Georgia- Always like how Vince Dooley's teams played field position football.
Ole Miss- Love the name Rebels
MSU- Ron Polk Baseball
Kentucky- See Alabama but in basketball
South Carolina - Despite not winning that often you gotta love the atmosphere and enthusiasm during a TV game held at William Brice stadium.
Tennessee - One of the historical elite SEC football programs.
Vandy- Better than average basketball program year in and year out.
Auburn- Won me over when Tie Dye went for one instead of 2 to tie Syracuse thus knocking the
Orangemen out of the National Championship.
Arkansas- One of the better all around athletic programs in the SEC.
Florida - Spurrier was the SEC version of Bobby Bowden.
Georgia- Always like how Vince Dooley's teams played field position football.
Ole Miss- Love the name Rebels
MSU- Ron Polk Baseball
Kentucky- See Alabama but in basketball
South Carolina - Despite not winning that often you gotta love the atmosphere and enthusiasm during a TV game held at William Brice stadium.
Tennessee - One of the historical elite SEC football programs.
Vandy- Better than average basketball program year in and year out.
Posted on 11/4/08 at 9:23 pm to FGCU Gator
quote:
Can you do it?
Bama-Best uniforms in the nation. My favorite team to beat because we have to beat both you and the refs.
Auburn-You took Tommy Tubberville from us. You are going to finally give him what he deserves.
LSU-You guys still hate us even when we suck, You gives our players and program something to aspire to.
Arky-You gave us Houston Nutt, and we desperately needed him.
Miss. St.-You guys give us someone in the SEC west to be better than. You also have pretty cool fans.
Vandy-You give us a shot at an easy SEC win every year. You are also smart and rich.
Kentucky-Every four years or so we get to play you.
Tennessee-You gave us David Cutcliffe (who we squandered away) and You almost became my Alma mater.
Florida-We have a winning record against you. I'm not sure how, but our players play their best game of the year against you every year we play.
Georgia-I'm still mad at you for not letting me in...

South Carolina-Your fans keep it CRUNK!
I sound like Bill Clinton with all of these backhanded compliments.
This post was edited on 11/4/08 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 11/4/08 at 9:43 pm to inelishaitrust
LSU-Great atmosphere in the stadium at night
Arkansas- Representin the old SWC. Michael Smith is a good one.
Ole Miss- Grove=good / OM Coeds= good. Jevan Snead has a bright future
MSU- Keep it up with the cowbells. Too much tradition in it to quit now.
Kentucky- I like the solid blue. Rich Brooks will keep UK, at worst, competitive.
S.Carolina- Great loyal fans. I still love Spurrier for owning Fulmer. go COCKS!!
UGA- Mark Richt is a good guy contrary to some peoples beliefs. Nice stadium.
Florida- Goes from average program pre-90's to perrennial power. Owns the state of Florida now.
Vandy- I like the Black & Gold unis. Go grad rates!
Tennessee- You're Fulmerless!! Good job! and uhh..you have a big stadium?
Auburn- um...Bo Jackson was good.....the eagle is gay.
Arkansas- Representin the old SWC. Michael Smith is a good one.
Ole Miss- Grove=good / OM Coeds= good. Jevan Snead has a bright future
MSU- Keep it up with the cowbells. Too much tradition in it to quit now.
Kentucky- I like the solid blue. Rich Brooks will keep UK, at worst, competitive.
S.Carolina- Great loyal fans. I still love Spurrier for owning Fulmer. go COCKS!!
UGA- Mark Richt is a good guy contrary to some peoples beliefs. Nice stadium.
Florida- Goes from average program pre-90's to perrennial power. Owns the state of Florida now.
Vandy- I like the Black & Gold unis. Go grad rates!
Tennessee- You're Fulmerless!! Good job! and uhh..you have a big stadium?
Auburn- um...Bo Jackson was good.....the eagle is gay.
Posted on 11/4/08 at 9:50 pm to FGCU Gator
UF - I actually like watching them play whoever. I also like we have their number in Starkville.
UGA - The ultimate college town
UT - Classiest fans IMO.
Vandy - plays hard year in and year out.
UK - I'm glad we have you on our schedule. That's a win at least every 3 years.
USC - chicks wearing Cocks shorts.
LSU - 2nd team I pull for. Of course I come from an LSU family though.
Ark - My biggest client is a razorback, we you win, I win.
Auburn - best school in that state
Bama - it's actually cool having them back as a power.(BTW, Gottfried is an a-hole)
Ole miss - frick 'em, hope they lose every fricking game they play in every sport. however, i do like to party with my ole miss buds.
UGA - The ultimate college town
UT - Classiest fans IMO.
Vandy - plays hard year in and year out.
UK - I'm glad we have you on our schedule. That's a win at least every 3 years.
USC - chicks wearing Cocks shorts.
LSU - 2nd team I pull for. Of course I come from an LSU family though.
Ark - My biggest client is a razorback, we you win, I win.
Auburn - best school in that state
Bama - it's actually cool having them back as a power.(BTW, Gottfried is an a-hole)
Ole miss - frick 'em, hope they lose every fricking game they play in every sport. however, i do like to party with my ole miss buds.
This post was edited on 11/5/08 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 11/5/08 at 9:13 am to Cdawg
UF - You have the best AD in the SEC by far.
UGA- I love Athens, college town to the fullest.
USC- Good Gameday atmosphere and I love 2001.
UT - I had a great tailgate experiance once. Great Bloody Mary.
UK - Thanks for the Basketball
VU - Spunky
Ark - Nice stadium and track team?
UM - Sweet chicks
MSU - More Cowbell
LSU - Thanks for the Coach and food.
AU - Good for cows everywhere
UGA- I love Athens, college town to the fullest.
USC- Good Gameday atmosphere and I love 2001.
UT - I had a great tailgate experiance once. Great Bloody Mary.
UK - Thanks for the Basketball
VU - Spunky
Ark - Nice stadium and track team?
UM - Sweet chicks
MSU - More Cowbell
LSU - Thanks for the Coach and food.
AU - Good for cows everywhere
Posted on 11/5/08 at 11:10 am to GOBAMA90
USC -- rabid fans despite results, definition of loyal
UT -- this is getting hard already, but 100,000 k plus and the Navy is impressive
UK -- always gives the conference legitimacy in historical basketball arguments
Vandy -- clean, classy program that might not win, but boosts the collective GPA of the conference
Ark -- passionate fan base, usually a fly in the ointment team (damn it Stoerner, why did you fumble that ball) that has provided great drama for the rest of us lately, DMC
Ole Miss -- The Grove, the Manning legacy
MSU -- once had a head coach famous for animal castrations for motivation. Pissed off Spurrier mightily
LSU -- best atmosphere in the SEC, reminds me of my fondness for corndogs, crystal balls never hurt
Auburn -- the Eagle flying in is by far the coolest pregame event in the conference, necessitated private airline tracking, and a cool town
Alabama -- no one will debate SEC dominance in recent years, and is a trump card to match anyone wanting to go "back in the day."
Florida -- hmmm, err, hmmm, hot chicks, and Noah showed that transexuals are people too.
UT -- this is getting hard already, but 100,000 k plus and the Navy is impressive
UK -- always gives the conference legitimacy in historical basketball arguments
Vandy -- clean, classy program that might not win, but boosts the collective GPA of the conference
Ark -- passionate fan base, usually a fly in the ointment team (damn it Stoerner, why did you fumble that ball) that has provided great drama for the rest of us lately, DMC
Ole Miss -- The Grove, the Manning legacy
MSU -- once had a head coach famous for animal castrations for motivation. Pissed off Spurrier mightily
LSU -- best atmosphere in the SEC, reminds me of my fondness for corndogs, crystal balls never hurt
Auburn -- the Eagle flying in is by far the coolest pregame event in the conference, necessitated private airline tracking, and a cool town
Alabama -- no one will debate SEC dominance in recent years, and is a trump card to match anyone wanting to go "back in the day."
Florida -- hmmm, err, hmmm, hot chicks, and Noah showed that transexuals are people too.
Posted on 11/5/08 at 11:39 am to Hooligan33
No one mentions how UK is off the tit and contributing by making bowls (counting this year) 3 years in a row? First time since the 50's.
Sheesh, tough crowd.
Sheesh, tough crowd.
Posted on 11/5/08 at 11:44 am to Wildcat
USC - proving Spurrier ball is outdated
UT - Making Fulmer leave
UK - Off the SEC tit AND MAKING BOWLS!
Vandy - SMART GIRLS WITH HUGE HOOTERS
Ark - Hiring Pelphrey
MSU - Kept NAACP off SEC arse
LSU - Night games
Auburn - That eagle pre game thing is cool
Alabama - Awesome uniforms, and easy chicks
Florida - Jorts, fanny packs and mullets
UT - Making Fulmer leave
UK - Off the SEC tit AND MAKING BOWLS!
Vandy - SMART GIRLS WITH HUGE HOOTERS
Ark - Hiring Pelphrey
MSU - Kept NAACP off SEC arse
LSU - Night games
Auburn - That eagle pre game thing is cool
Alabama - Awesome uniforms, and easy chicks
Florida - Jorts, fanny packs and mullets
Posted on 11/5/08 at 12:05 pm to Wildcat
quote:
USC - proving Spurrier ball is outdated
I find it funny, more than any other team we play UT.. UGA.. UF.. even Clemson that UK fans seem to be the most bitter against Spurrier and SCar. Maybe its because the streak is still alive? Maybe it is because UK hasnt beat SCar, even without Spurrier, this decade.
And with Spurrier muttering the words "the streak is still alive" to Brooks after the game this year maybe UK fans should be the last to make 'Spurrier' remarks.
and for those who want proof wait until the end when they meet on the field.
LINK
This post was edited on 11/5/08 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 11/5/08 at 12:14 pm to Adiossuck
quote:
Be Nice
No.
Screw all ya'll.
'Cept Auburn, you're still cool.
Posted on 11/5/08 at 12:16 pm to FGCU Gator
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Posted on 11/5/08 at 12:26 pm to GoBigOrange86
quote:Misery loves company.
'Cept Auburn, you're still cool.
Posted on 11/5/08 at 12:26 pm to Adiossuck
quote:
And with Spurrier muttering the words "the streak is still alive" to Brooks after the game this year maybe UK fans should be the last to make 'Spurrier' remarks.
Spurrier didn't say that, Brooks did. And then Brooks followed it up with a not nice remark.
He's always annoyed me with his incessant whining. He accused us of stealing his signals last year and of giving them to MTSU this year.
Posted on 11/5/08 at 12:37 pm to Rockerbraves
Alabama - Dreamland Ribs
Auburn - They're not Alabama
Arkansas - They're not Texas
Florida - Galen Hall was a helluva coach
Georgia - is the location of the SECCG
Ole Miss - Two Mannings
MSU - John Bond (nuff said)
Kentucky - If you can't be good at football, kick *ss in basketball
South Carolina - Donna Rice
Tennessee - Thanks for taking orange so the rest of us didn't have to
Vandy - We're all gonna work for you one day
Auburn - They're not Alabama
Arkansas - They're not Texas
Florida - Galen Hall was a helluva coach
Georgia - is the location of the SECCG
Ole Miss - Two Mannings
MSU - John Bond (nuff said)
Kentucky - If you can't be good at football, kick *ss in basketball
South Carolina - Donna Rice
Tennessee - Thanks for taking orange so the rest of us didn't have to
Vandy - We're all gonna work for you one day
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