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Arkansas and trophies

Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:16 pm
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4944 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:16 pm
What's the deal with Arkansas and ugly, awkward trophies? You know Arky, it's not a requirement to have the shape of your state represented on your trophies. Some rivalries incorporate a jug or a bucket, but you insist on putting your toilet bowl of a state on your rivalry trophies.

Ours looks like we are sitting on you taking a dump, which I'm fine with btw. Then I look at that boot looking thing that you got going on with LSU and I can't help but wonder if we could somehow fuse the two trophies together to show a true representation of a working septic system. Sorry Louisiana, that makes you the septic tank.
Posted by Inadvertent Whistle
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2015
4963 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:23 pm to
We don't give a shite about that trophy or your team.
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
7499 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:24 pm to
Your team is Missouri. There’s really nothing that can be added to make that less sad.
Posted by Jebadeb
Member since Oct 2017
5330 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:24 pm to
Quality shitpost.
Posted by SRV
Banging in The Rock
Member since Nov 2021
1529 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:25 pm to
Posted by BigPoppy
Member since Sep 2022
674 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:30 pm to
I heard in 2019 LSU just left the trophy there
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4944 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

We don't give a shite


Technically you take the shite from us and pass it on to Louisiana.
Posted by Taco Truck
Member since Dec 2019
381 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:33 pm to
They know they will never win any NC trophies, so they have to play for individual game trophies. Trophies designed and promoted by a former Hog player, that doesn't have a real job.
Posted by Taco Truck
Member since Dec 2019
381 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

I heard in 2019 LSU just left the trophy there


Didn't have room for it in the case. Too many National Championship and SEC trophies taking up the room. Hoggies can keep it next to their 1964 NC trophy that Bama actually won that year.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
2818 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:35 pm to
You can talk all the shite about David Bazzel you want. But it won't rival the amount of shite we talk about him ourselves. That guy is a cuck.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4944 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Didn't have room for it in the case


Then we might be able to make this trophy fusion happen!
Posted by Taco Truck
Member since Dec 2019
381 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

You can talk all the shite about David Bazzel you want. But it won't rival the amount of shite we talk about him ourselves. That guy is a cuck.


Damn Randy Rainwater, you don't have to blast him out in public!
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
41235 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

You can talk all the shite about David Bazzel you want. But it won't rival the amount of shite we talk about him ourselves.


Yeah this is definitely not the troll on us that the OP thinks it is.
Posted by dchog
Pea Ridge
Member since Nov 2012
25730 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:52 pm to
Hey now! Don't hassle the Bazzlehoff!
Posted by RazorbackLaw501
Member since May 2012
956 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:56 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 5:10 pm
Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
8165 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

We don't give a shite about that trophy or your team.


Perfectly sums up LSU’s feelings towards Arkansas and the boot trophy
Posted by RazorbackLaw501
Member since May 2012
956 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:57 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 5:11 pm
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
2818 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Damn Randy Rainwater, you don't have to blast him out in public!


This commentary coming to you live from Sonic, where I am currently eating. 7. double... cheeseburgers.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29285 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:58 pm to
It’s amazing how little respect Arkansas gives Mizzou when Arkansas gets absolutely dog walked by them almost every year.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
30229 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:58 pm to
Louisiana doesn't slip off into the Gulf because Arkansas sucks.
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