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re: What is it like being an Alabama fan?
Posted on 8/23/22 at 9:22 pm to SanAg
Posted on 8/23/22 at 9:22 pm to SanAg
Imagine your entire life, and all your social relationships revolving around the football team of a school that you never went to. Your fanhood of this team is most significant social marker. Your knowledge of the sport is minimal for someone who makes a team their entire personality, and subconsciously the only reason you even care so deeply is bc being a Bama fan, Christian, and republican are the only way you know how to fit in and you have major daddy issues so youll do anything not to disappoint him even tho he’s actually a drunk redneck POS. Since you’ve so deeply convinced yourself that Bama football is important in your small, small world that is your backwards rural hometown, when things don’t go Bama’s/ your way you let it affect your emotions and you take it out on your poor helpless dog. You are also single and an incel bc you are an only child
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Posted on 8/23/22 at 9:28 pm to BowlJackson
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Imagine your entire life, and all your social relationships revolving around the football team of a school that you never went to. Your fanhood of this team is most significant social marker. Your knowledge of the sport is minimal for someone who makes a team their entire personality, and subconsciously the only reason you even care so deeply is bc being a Bama fan, Christian, and republican are the only way you know how to fit in and you have major daddy issues so youll do anything not to disappoint him even tho he’s actually a drunk redneck POS. Since you’ve so deeply convinced yourself that Bama football is important in your small, small world that is your backwards rural hometown, when things don’t go Bama’s/ your way you let it affect your emotions and you take it out on your poor helpless dog. You are also single and an incel bc you are an only child
Wow dude just say you're jealous
Posted on 8/23/22 at 10:05 pm to BowlJackson
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Imagine your entire life, and all your social relationships revolving around the football team of a school that you never went to, because it is a school that regularly wins SEC and NCs and completely overshadows your own pitiful farm-based team
There you do Bowl.. fixed it so it better fits you personally. Sorry it afflicts you so badly… actually, I’m not sorry. Yuk yuk.
This post was edited on 8/23/22 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 8/24/22 at 10:39 am to BowlJackson
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Imagine your entire life, and all your social relationships revolving around the football team
That's rich. You never fail to disappoint.
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