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Will the Aggies be forced to change their poem?
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:29 pm

Some history:
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“The Last Corps Trip” poem is read every year at Muster ceremonies around the world and lives on as a beacon of the Aggie Spirit.
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The late Philo "Buddy" DuVal '51 was the author of "The Last Corps Trip" poem that so many Aggies hold dear.
When the Corps of Cadets left campus early for a Corps trip to a football game in 1949, one snide comment from a professor would sow the seeds for a tradition near and dear to the hearts of all Aggies.
“That Cadet Corps could have a one-way ticket to hell and they would leave two days early,” remarked the professor.
Philo “Buddy” DuVal ’51, a studious mechanical engineering cadet, heard the remark and was appalled. Something had to be done, so Buddy began scribbling a response: a poem about how the cadets made a trip to heaven, not hell. Little did he know that his retort to a rude professor would become ingrained in Aggie culture forever as “The Last Corps Trip.”
The parts in question:
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And out in front with Royal Guard
The reviewing party stood;
St. Peter and his angel staff
Were choosing bad from good.
First he surveyed the Aggie team
And in terms of an angel swore,
“By Jove, I do believe I’ve seen
This gallant group before.
I’ve seen them play since way back when,
And they’ve always had the grit;
I’ve seen ‘em lose and I’ve seen ‘em win,
But I’ve never seen ‘em quit.
No need for us to tarry here
Deciding upon their fates;
Tis plain as the halo on my head
That they’ve opened Heaven’s gates.”
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And when the Twelfth Man heard this,
They let out a mighty yell
That echoed clear to Heaven
and shook the gates of Hell.
“And what group is this upon the side,”
St. Peter asked his aide,
“That swelled as if to burst with pride
When we our judgment made?”
“Why, sir, that’s the Cadet Corps
That’s known both far and wide
For backing up their fighting team
Whether they won, lost or tied.”
“Well, then,” said St. Peter,
“It’s very plain to me
That within the realms of Heaven
They should spend eternity.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:31 pm to SidewalkTiger
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I’ve seen ‘em lose and I’ve seen ‘em win,
But I’ve never seen ‘em quit.
It's a damn shame.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:33 pm to SidewalkTiger
Homeboy would be rolling over in his grave if he knew what his beloved Aggy has become.
You hate to see it.
You hate to see it.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:37 pm to SidewalkTiger
Man, imagine missing the point of a joke so bad you wrote an epic poem about it.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:41 pm to SidewalkTiger
You’re suck a fcking dick all the time. Go fck yourself
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:42 pm to Reservoir Ag
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You’re suck a fcking dick all the time
If that were true, Aggies would love me.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:00 pm to SidewalkTiger
I think Sidewalk is more well versed on Aggie traditions than I am…
SidewalkAggie?
SidewalkAggie?
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:07 pm to Colonel Ingus
Col DIngus like flies to shitt.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:09 pm to Colonel Ingus
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I think Sidewalk is more well versed on Aggie traditions than I am…
I'm working on a research thesis about cults and the long term impacts on their followers.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:16 pm to SidewalkTiger
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I'm working on a research thesis about cults and the long term impacts on their followers
You have one of the longer lasting ones to study at Coward Station.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:22 pm to Reservoir Ag
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You’re suck a fcking
At least we know he didn't waste his money attending A&M.

Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:26 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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At least we know he didn't waste his money attending A&M.
He flunked out of Cougar High just like Daniel.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:38 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
The poem definitely is a goner. Blast it off that wall and erase it from books and websites.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:17 pm to SidewalkTiger
This bunch has to do shite like etch a poem into a wall to validate themselves. If you spend 24-7 patting yourself on the back, it’s because you really aren’t worth much of a shite. This is the aggy existence.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:18 pm to Reservoir Ag
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You’re suck a fcking dick all the time. Go fck yourself
You’re still a dipshit. Leaving out a letter to censor yourself doesn’t change a thing.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:49 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
US News and World Report: college rankings
Texas A&M ranked 25 while lsu is ranked behind Mississippi at 86.
Do you know why the standards to get into lsu are so low?…. It’s because nobody from the state could get in if they were raised!
… and who would pay out of state tuition to attend a shltty college!
Just like OU, the only requirement to attend lsu is a pulse and wallet. Stupid dickwads!
Texas A&M ranked 25 while lsu is ranked behind Mississippi at 86.
Do you know why the standards to get into lsu are so low?…. It’s because nobody from the state could get in if they were raised!
… and who would pay out of state tuition to attend a shltty college!
Just like OU, the only requirement to attend lsu is a pulse and wallet. Stupid dickwads!
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