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If you think about it a mullet really is just plain practical for a football player

Posted on 12/13/21 at 8:58 pm
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
4108 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 8:58 pm
You get all the advantages of having long hair and it looking cool coming out the back of the helmet, but without looking like a weirdo wearing a headband under your helmet to keep the hair outta your eyes.



Really just makes him look like a chick.



With a mullet you're 100% man 100% the time.



This is the look of a man who doesn't have to ask his girlfriend for her headband so he can play football.



Know him. Fear him. Alabama he's coming for you.
Posted by tyler925
Auburn
Member since Oct 2019
2357 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 8:59 pm to
Doesn’t matter what you look like when you’ll end up losing to Kansas
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:00 pm to
Most football players with long hair look bad iwabh.
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
4108 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:00 pm to
Can't lose to Kansas if we're not playing them after this season.
Posted by TexanTiger68
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2021
4339 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:01 pm to
Will get her shite pushed in by Texas Tech.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
21235 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:01 pm to
Did a non roided Bozworth make an unannounced comeback?
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16849 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

Can't lose to Kansas if we're not playing them after this season.

You guys are gonna make Vandy so happy.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:02 pm to
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White trash checklist

Shitty haircut: check
Dyed hair: check
Unkempt facial hair: check
Tattoo of bible verse he couldn't recite: check
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
4108 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:03 pm to
What a high quality mullet man. We just don't have the guys around anymore that can cut em like they used to. Quinn's hair can't hold a candle to that.



I imagine this is why Mark Davis has his specific barber.
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
4108 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:04 pm to
Wonder how many fans he'll make touring the SEC then, huh? His 2023 Heisman campaign will begin in the grassroots.
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5624 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:05 pm to
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:05 pm to
He should come on down to Florida. He looks like a Central Florida man.
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
4108 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:06 pm to
He does and I'm proud. I was thinking the same thing last night.
Posted by TexanTiger68
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2021
4339 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

You get all the advantages of having long hair and it looking cool coming out the back of the helmet

quote:

With a mullet you're 100% man 100% the time
quote:

Know him. Fear him. Alabama he's coming for you
Let's start with Kansas.
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
4108 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Let's start with Kansas.


We play Alabama before we play Kansas though
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:33 pm to
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Will get her shite pushed in by Texas Tech.
Our worst team in my lifetime hung 70 on them this past season

Texas will be far from infallible over the next couple of seasons with Ewers, but Texas Tech never beats us. I'm almost embarrassed for them. Hell, they were ahead of us by 15 with 3 min to go two seasons ago, and they still choked it.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:38 pm to
A tale of two quarterbacks' final year of high school football.

QB 1: 302-436-6 passing for 4851 yards and 55 TD, 115 carries for 767 yards and 23 TD rushing

QB 2: 159-241-5 passing for 2442 yards and 28 TD, 32 carries for 133 yards and 3 TD rushing

See if you can tell who is who.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:46 pm to
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Our worst team in my lifetime


You must have been born in 1998 or later. The 1988 and 1997 teams were leaps and bounds worse than the 2021 version.

The 1997 version lost 66-3 at home to an unranked team while ranked in the top 10.

To recap how bad your 1997 team was.

66-3 loss to UCLA at home. (still the worst home loss ever by a top ten team)
42-16 loss to Oklahoma State (pre-Les Miles)
37-29 loss to Missouri (pre-Gary Pinkel)
47-30 loss to Colorado
23-21 loss to Baylor (the Dave Roberts version)
24-10 loss to Texas Tech (pre-Leach)

The only thing your team did well that season was beat a John Blake Oklahoma team and only lose to A&M by 11 (when it was raining so hard they had to stop the game after the cannon fired because no one could see anything)
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