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re: Twas the day before the Banning

Posted on 9/22/23 at 10:40 am to
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
14480 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 10:40 am to
quote:

May I make a recommendation? for more virus free experience, just go look on Reddit. You can probably find what you want there. And those using work computers (you know who you are) it won't look bad if they see the link to Reddit versus pornhub...


Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107240 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 10:41 am to
No judgement from me. I just pulled up a chair eating popcorn.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 10:42 am
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
52082 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 11:56 am to
quote:

Just an FYI all, I have seen people banned for merely rooting and encouraging pron.

Friendly PSA


Well you can consider my post a public service announcement and not an enticement. They are acting on their own
Posted by CorchJay
Member since Nov 2018
19885 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 12:02 pm to
Same not promoting at all just giving examples.
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

what if I told you that ChexMix..............is my alter


This gets me every time.
Posted by TemperdTiger
Montgomery, AL
Member since Oct 2013
1998 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 12:23 pm to
I'm promoting/enticing it Steven
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45432 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

This gets me every time.

Chex is Freeman

Posted by BrounHaller
Mtn Brook
Member since Aug 2023
1842 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:09 pm to
I honestly thought this is going to get boooring the longer I scroll, but this is just A+ top down, well done!
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
29170 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:33 pm to








This needs to be embroidered on something.


Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
12236 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

I believe I speak for all when I ask, "Please no dicks"


Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
33586 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 7:36 pm to
I thought this would be corny, but I chuckled a few times.

My personal favorite stanza:

quote:

Bless these mods because tomorrow will be hell,
Either Chex or Jang will be sent to jail.
One thing can also add fire,
If Jiro feels left out and naked Asians transpire,
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

I have typed your name a ton due to current events. Sue me.


quote:

SO THE frick WHAT? SUE CHEX AND TAKE HIM TO frickING COURT! You have every last receipt and are always right, you MUST be right. You sound like a damn 7 year old. Jesus H. Christ. Sad!


shite done happened.

The gallery has been packed, overflowing with spectators throughout the most enthralling, spectacular trial in ASB history, Uncivil / Criminal Case #09232023 Chex v. Special Jang. Incredibly, both uncivil and criminal charges have yet to be clearly determined. Replete with witness intimidation and tampering, constant, non-stop uncontrolled outbursts, false claims, and myriad personal attacks throughout official court proceedings, the trial is expected to conclude with flurries of final arguments and closing statements over the next few hours. This, finally, after years of witness testimony and countless hours of cross examination. Perhaps the most intriguing aspect and subject of countless speculation around office water coolers and social gatherings from church services to BBQs to sporting events, and particularly in the cybersphere stretching from Auburn, Alabama to half-way around the world is which litigant is the actual plaintiff, and / or defendant. A definitive answer may prove to be forever elusive, though an abundance of theories, eyewitness testimony and troves of written accounts, anecdotes and archives are sure to provide important clues surrounding the actual facts in this once in a generation event well back into the future.

The long-awaited verdict is expected to be handed down during the waning seconds of the University of Auburn Wartiger Plainseaglemen vs. the Texas A & M University Yell Leader Homofaggies SEC college football match-up Saturday, September 23rd. A guilty verdict is almost universally expected to bring with it with it the penalty of death on the Auburn Sports Board, widely regarded as the best fan team site on the popular online community Tiger Droppings. Stay tuned for further developments as the much anticipated final verdict is reached and sentencing commences.

The ball don't lie. AUBURN WINS! AUBURN WINS! THEY'RE NOT GONNA KICK CHEX OFF THE BOARD TONIGHT!!!

See ya Jang! SUCK IT.

This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 8:02 pm
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 8:01 pm to
Start saying your goodbyes jang. This time tomorrow, you will be gone
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
52082 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 8:07 pm to
I tried to add some Auburn board flare...
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45432 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 8:09 pm to
Chiz, frfr,


You should go into the anals of SECr
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45432 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 8:17 pm to

This meme job is an F.

But I noticed you didnt even try to edit that arse of your girlfriend's that looks like your 10 year old son's.

Put some Kentucky Fried Chicken Cellulite on them buttocks and start over!!!
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 8:19 pm
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45432 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

Start saying your goodbyes jang. This time tomorrow, you will be gone

Chex, I cannot figure out why Jiro always bends over for you.


I dont even know if am supposed to be jealous or what.

Y'all are using him to gross me out with rabies posts, 10 year old arse, ALL CAPS conversation, and a mother fricker that follows me around like a chihauha constantly yapping and biting at my ankles. And this guy graduated from Auburn. That's the shining achievment. My bad.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 8:27 pm
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

Chex, I cannot figure out why Jiro always bends over for you.


Of course you can't. You are dense like that. It has nothing to do with Chex and everything to do with you. Resident a-hole, that you go out of your way to be to a large number of family members here. You don't have to. You choose to. That's why you suck.

It's entertainment. Like playing with my dog. He's a bigger Auburn fan than you.

This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 8:35 pm
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45432 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

Of course you can't. You are dense like that.
You thinking I am dense like "that" is a badge of honor after seeing what kind of garbage you are willing to put on the web to nobody's satisfaction.

Your girlfriend's arse doesn't even allow the debit card swipe. It's just the insert!
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 8:49 pm to
Ouch. Have a nice evening / good day, Jangalang.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 8:51 pm
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