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re: Ok, any inside scoop on Duke
Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:26 pm to AUCatfish
Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:26 pm to AUCatfish
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One of the greatest shows ever.
"Chicken pot pie!
Chocolate covered raisins!
A GLAZED HAM! heh heh heh heh
They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy-- it is I who am MAD !
Don't you hear 'em ? Don't you see the crowds?!
Oh, my beloved ice cream bar how I love to lick your creamy center ! Awwmmf ! Awwmmf ! Awwmmf ! And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering.
You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper... boiled football leather... dog breath!
We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding !
Oh, no-- I know what you want. You coveteth my ice cream bar !
No you don't ! You can't take it from me now ! I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child! People always trying to take it from me ! Why won't they LEAVE... ME... ALONE:!?!?!?"
(And from 'In The Army'...)
"Psst, hey Guido. Its all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant, get it?
And he KNOWS it. That's why he's gonna KILL US.
So we got to beat it... yeah... before he lets loose the marmosets on us!
Don't worry little missy... I'LL SAVE YOU!"
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:27 pm to joeyb147
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Auburn WR Duke Williams is close to taking care of the things needed
If he does come back, I want him to give all of us on auburn tRant a personal apology....I'm an emotional wreck
Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:27 pm to LanierSpots
very nice
Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:36 pm to beatbammer
From Ren's Toothache...
Fly: [the smell from Ren's mouth chases away several flies from Stimpy's cat pan] Hey, we're trying to eat here! And you stand here, airing out your stinky old gumhole. What are you trying to do, make us puke?
Fly: [the smell from Ren's mouth chases away several flies from Stimpy's cat pan] Hey, we're trying to eat here! And you stand here, airing out your stinky old gumhole. What are you trying to do, make us puke?
Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:48 pm to AUCatfish
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Cole Cubelic ?@colecubelic 12m12 minutes ago
As I stated on Finebaum today. Auburn WR Duke Williams is close to taking care of the things needed
Having his lithium prescription filled?
Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:48 pm to joeyb147
Wtf is this close shite. Either he's doing what it takes or not. I'm getting tired of the click baiting bullshite.
Melt [on] off
Melt [on] off
Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:51 pm to tilco
Robinsons/Bird Island?
is that your boat? Ill have to be on the look out next time. Last time I was in west beach your buddy on the lagoon needed to cut his grass
Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:55 pm to tilco
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Wtf is this close shite. Either he's doing what it takes or not. I'm getting tired of the click baiting
Let's burn this bitch down!!!
Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:43 pm to AU4real35
Hypothetical: If I were to go into an alcohol induced coma for, lets say 3 days, do you think Duke would have shoveled enough equine doodoo to be back on the team?
Please answer said hypothetical in essay form. No more than 300 words please.
Please answer said hypothetical in essay form. No more than 300 words please.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:51 pm to threedog79
Putting this here because I have no idea who the person is or if he's just fricking around, but someone on Twitter "reported" Duke Williams is at practice. Guy's name is Carter Harrison and Twitter feed has lots of AU news on it.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:52 pm to NYCAuburn
Yeah that's us on Robinson earlier this year. love it when it isn't in fricking sane.
My buddies dad is talking about selling :sadbanana:
My buddies dad is talking about selling :sadbanana:
Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:53 pm to threedog79
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Hypothetical: If I were to go into an alcohol induced coma for, lets say 3 days, do you think Duke would have shoveled enough equine doodoo to be back on the team?
This may be the safest option for many of us so we don't hurt ourselves or the ones we love.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:58 pm to atlau
THIS BETTERBE FRICKIN TRUE I AM SO SICK OF THIS HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA BULLSHITE. 
Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:59 pm to atlau
There's a poster on a premium board saying the same thing.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:00 pm to atlau
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Duke Williams is at practice
Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:01 pm to MrAUTigers
Someone please go to the photoshop thread and make my Duke Williams riding Falcor picture.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:05 pm to atlau
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Duke Williams is at practice
Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:08 pm to The Nino
According to al.com we are still on duke watch. 
Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:12 pm to MrAUTigers
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Duke Williams is at practice
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Now, the next submelt...how long does he stay on the practice field/team. Over/under 3 weeks.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:13 pm to tilco
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My buddies dad is talking about selling :sadbanana:
I know the people as well a few doors down, if you ever need a ramp/dock
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