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I just had to share this from Tardville:
Posted on 4/29/19 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 4/29/19 at 3:59 pm
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We are introducing a new digital weekly series with Mike Irwin called "Mike's Got A Minute"
Do you have a question you want Mike to answer? Ask us! Every Monday Mike will pick a handful of questions asked by fans.
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 4:02 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
Good for them
What's actually funny is that you felt the need to bring this to our attention
What's actually funny is that you felt the need to bring this to our attention
Posted on 4/29/19 at 6:25 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
Hogville makes me look smart.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 6:27 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
Holy shite.
Imagine believing Mike Irwin was some kind of celebrity or expert, or both.
Imagine believing Mike Irwin was some kind of celebrity or expert, or both.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:07 pm to wmr
I wonder how fast I'd get banned if I asked him what Mitch Mustain's jock smelled like.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:09 pm to Inadvertent Whistle
he is a bit of a nostalgic celebrity to the old folks from cooterville etal. Him being on local television etc.
But I find it hilarious.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:17 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
The fact that you visit that cesspool is embarrassing at the least.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:30 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
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Mike's Got A Minute"
my guess is Mike has many minutes available
Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:57 pm to ArHog
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The fact that you visit that cesspool is embarrassing at the least.
as this board IQ lowers this type of information becomes more relevant.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 9:05 pm to oklahogjr
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as this board IQ lowers this type of information becomes more relevant.
Alters and transplants
Posted on 4/29/19 at 9:16 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
Heh, heh... You said 'I just'. 
Posted on 4/29/19 at 9:18 pm to Inadvertent Whistle
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I wonder how fast I'd get banned if I asked him what Mitch Mustain's jock smelled like
Faster than you can say
Posted on 4/29/19 at 9:38 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
Mike was my local sports guy growing up, so I have a soft spot for him. With that being said he knows as much as any other Arkansas media member these days, jack shite.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:06 pm to FleaMarketBill
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Mike was my local sports guy growing up, so I have a soft spot for him. With that being said he knows as much as any other Arkansas media member these days, jack shite.
Media access is low these days, media is pissed that Frank isn't in charge
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:53 am to Pygthagorean Theorem
Speaking of Arkansas media...anyone remember the Otis Kirk that was hijacked by Otis Kirks on an online chat from Hawgs Illustrated years ago? If not, here's a copy and paste :
Otis Kirk Chat in Hawgs Illustrated Chat room
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HogInMemphis:
Aug 24th Chat with Otis Kirk
By: Otis
Date: 08/24/1999
This is an archive of the Chat on the Hawgs Illustrated Chat room with Otis Kirks on Aug. 24, 1999 from 9:00AM to about 9:45PM
Chat with Otis Kirks on 8/24/99
Chat joined in progress.....
Ewart: We are waiting on Otis Kirk, I am told that he's going to be running a few minutes late, so everyone hang on.
otis has entered the chat room
Ewart: Hey Otis.
otis: Hey. I was surfing around, and my name is all over the internet, I figured I need to show up for this, and so here I am.
Ewart: Your popularity is spreading.
otis: I guess so.
ElDoHog: Do we need a change in assitant coaches for better recruiting?
otis: Are you asking me?
ElDoHog: Yea.
otis: How the hell would I know that?
LRHOG: For the last few years Brad Dunn has been the subject of a great deal of criticism/rumors regarding the programs troubles. Are they deserved?
otis: All I know is Danny Dunn. I never met Brad. I heard that Brad cut three fingers off in a saw mill a few years ago and is drawing workers' comp. Danny said Brad's wife wasn't happy about the scheduled payments. That's all I know. You'll have to ask him.
LRHOG:LOL!
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
otis: what's so funny about that?
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
ElDoHog: How good is Joe johnson?
otis: He's good. He's just not going to be as good as Leon will ever be, that's for sure, but he is good. Of course, the reason why Leon is where he is at today, in monster trucks, is because of vo-tech, which Joe didn't have the luxury of getting.
LRHOG: Is Arkansas in on any centers of signifigant talent?
otis: Wherever Mark Martin is from, probably, is a good area of that part of the country, as any. But, as far as that being the center of anything over there, I don't know. I guess I'd have to go visit.
ElDoHog: Do you think we'll see the most up tempo team Nolan has ever had this year?
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
otis: I guess that depends on who his pit crew chief is this year. Not many of them have really stayed with Nolan Hill's team, after that Charlotte crash.
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
LRHOG: Are Gomez, Lane, and Baker good enough to hold down the fort inside enough to get to the NCAA Tourney?
otis: I have never heard of them. I know a Chad Lane. Chad is about four hands high, and, if he had any kids playing basketball, other than playing in a midget's league, that would be a sight.
ElDoHog: ROTFLMAO!
LRHOG: Thanks Otis, gotta go!
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
otis: Later
Ewart: Any one having problems with the server removing you, (timed out) I will address this issue with Rivalnet to get this issue resolved, it seems that a lot of people are geing kicked off by our server. This happens wher the limit for inactivity is reached. The limit for activity must be set very low, something like 10-15 mins. I'll get that changed
DLW: What's your feelings about Rice? Is he the best prospect that we will actually have a decent chance to sign this year?
otis: By we, are you talking about Motorola's Winston team?
DLW: What?
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
otis: That's what I am asking you?
DLW: I have no idea what you are talking about Otis.
otis: That's obvious.
DLW has left
klp: Have any other in-home visits been set up?
otis: In-home visits?
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
klp: Yea.
otis: What the hell are you bringing that up for?
klp: What, I have no idea...
otis: I don't even have the kids anymore. You can send all the social workers you want out to the house. Go talk to Brenda. She's got the kids, now. It's in the lawyer's papers.
HOGFAN1: otis, how do we subscribe to your newsletter?
otis: My newsletter! Are you crazy? I have to read my neighbors newspaper before he wakes up. Do I have a newsletter. What kind of crazy place is this?
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
HOGFAN1: Are you Otis Kirk, the reporter and football recruiting guru?
otis: K-I-R-K-S.
HOFAN1: I think we have a problem, Tom.
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
OTIS has entered the chat room
OTIS: Hello.
otis: hey.
Ewart: Hold on a minute, Otis.
OTIS: Okay.
otis: alright.
Ewart: No, I'm talking about the real Otis Kirk
otis: huh?
Ewart: otis has been kicked from the chat room
Arkapigdiesel:
I've read that numerous times, and it's still a hoot.
lumphog:
THat`s some funny she at !!!!
preunions:
That is absolutely freaking hysterical! ;D
WilsonHog:
That still ranks as the funniest thing I've ever read on a Razorback board.
I ought to change my moniker to "Name in use!"
Swino:
Damn that is funny
HogFather:
That was one of the funniest things I have ever read.
Big Papa Satan:
Bump for the folks who have asked for it.
TheMediocreEra:
lol
Marshfieldhog:
That is an internet classic
AstroHawg:
Wow, for a minute I thought to myself "You know, Otis used to have a sense of humor". Then I realized what was going on.
VoR:
Bump
clew:
OMG, i have never seen or heard about that before! Pardon me if I have any typos...I can't see through the tears!
Hawg414:
haha... that is freakin golden!!
whoever was logged in as otis kirks... buy that man a beer!!
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: Otis Kirk Chat in Hawgs Illustrated Chat room
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HogInMemphis:
Aug 24th Chat with Otis Kirk
By: Otis
Date: 08/24/1999
This is an archive of the Chat on the Hawgs Illustrated Chat room with Otis Kirks on Aug. 24, 1999 from 9:00AM to about 9:45PM
Chat with Otis Kirks on 8/24/99
Chat joined in progress.....
Ewart: We are waiting on Otis Kirk, I am told that he's going to be running a few minutes late, so everyone hang on.
otis has entered the chat room
Ewart: Hey Otis.
otis: Hey. I was surfing around, and my name is all over the internet, I figured I need to show up for this, and so here I am.
Ewart: Your popularity is spreading.
otis: I guess so.
ElDoHog: Do we need a change in assitant coaches for better recruiting?
otis: Are you asking me?
ElDoHog: Yea.
otis: How the hell would I know that?
LRHOG: For the last few years Brad Dunn has been the subject of a great deal of criticism/rumors regarding the programs troubles. Are they deserved?
otis: All I know is Danny Dunn. I never met Brad. I heard that Brad cut three fingers off in a saw mill a few years ago and is drawing workers' comp. Danny said Brad's wife wasn't happy about the scheduled payments. That's all I know. You'll have to ask him.
LRHOG:LOL!
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
otis: what's so funny about that?
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
ElDoHog: How good is Joe johnson?
otis: He's good. He's just not going to be as good as Leon will ever be, that's for sure, but he is good. Of course, the reason why Leon is where he is at today, in monster trucks, is because of vo-tech, which Joe didn't have the luxury of getting.
LRHOG: Is Arkansas in on any centers of signifigant talent?
otis: Wherever Mark Martin is from, probably, is a good area of that part of the country, as any. But, as far as that being the center of anything over there, I don't know. I guess I'd have to go visit.
ElDoHog: Do you think we'll see the most up tempo team Nolan has ever had this year?
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
otis: I guess that depends on who his pit crew chief is this year. Not many of them have really stayed with Nolan Hill's team, after that Charlotte crash.
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
LRHOG: Are Gomez, Lane, and Baker good enough to hold down the fort inside enough to get to the NCAA Tourney?
otis: I have never heard of them. I know a Chad Lane. Chad is about four hands high, and, if he had any kids playing basketball, other than playing in a midget's league, that would be a sight.
ElDoHog: ROTFLMAO!
LRHOG: Thanks Otis, gotta go!
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
otis: Later
Ewart: Any one having problems with the server removing you, (timed out) I will address this issue with Rivalnet to get this issue resolved, it seems that a lot of people are geing kicked off by our server. This happens wher the limit for inactivity is reached. The limit for activity must be set very low, something like 10-15 mins. I'll get that changed
DLW: What's your feelings about Rice? Is he the best prospect that we will actually have a decent chance to sign this year?
otis: By we, are you talking about Motorola's Winston team?
DLW: What?
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
otis: That's what I am asking you?
DLW: I have no idea what you are talking about Otis.
otis: That's obvious.
DLW has left
klp: Have any other in-home visits been set up?
otis: In-home visits?
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
klp: Yea.
otis: What the hell are you bringing that up for?
klp: What, I have no idea...
otis: I don't even have the kids anymore. You can send all the social workers you want out to the house. Go talk to Brenda. She's got the kids, now. It's in the lawyer's papers.
HOGFAN1: otis, how do we subscribe to your newsletter?
otis: My newsletter! Are you crazy? I have to read my neighbors newspaper before he wakes up. Do I have a newsletter. What kind of crazy place is this?
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
HOGFAN1: Are you Otis Kirk, the reporter and football recruiting guru?
otis: K-I-R-K-S.
HOFAN1: I think we have a problem, Tom.
otis denied entry. Name in Use!
OTIS has entered the chat room
OTIS: Hello.
otis: hey.
Ewart: Hold on a minute, Otis.
OTIS: Okay.
otis: alright.
Ewart: No, I'm talking about the real Otis Kirk
otis: huh?
Ewart: otis has been kicked from the chat room
Arkapigdiesel:
I've read that numerous times, and it's still a hoot.
lumphog:
THat`s some funny she at !!!!
preunions:
That is absolutely freaking hysterical! ;D
WilsonHog:
That still ranks as the funniest thing I've ever read on a Razorback board.
I ought to change my moniker to "Name in use!"
Swino:
Damn that is funny
HogFather:
That was one of the funniest things I have ever read.
Big Papa Satan:
Bump for the folks who have asked for it.
TheMediocreEra:
lol
Marshfieldhog:
That is an internet classic
AstroHawg:
Wow, for a minute I thought to myself "You know, Otis used to have a sense of humor". Then I realized what was going on.
VoR:
Bump
clew:
OMG, i have never seen or heard about that before! Pardon me if I have any typos...I can't see through the tears!
Hawg414:
haha... that is freakin golden!!
whoever was logged in as otis kirks... buy that man a beer!!
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Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:57 am to Arkapigdiesel
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Speaking of Arkansas media...anyone remember the Otis Kirk that was hijacked by Otis Kirks on an online chat from Hawgs Illustrated years ago? If not, here's a copy and paste :
Iconic.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:33 am to HogX
That's hilarious stuff.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:42 am to HogX
Thats up there with Bobby P's girls wedding registry
Posted on 4/30/19 at 2:47 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
Why is it that more times than not that I log into this board and find look at what happened on Hogville threads?
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