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Posted on 11/17/19 at 1:14 am
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7725 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 1:14 am
I've never been one to pray for sports, but if you could help the Hogs find a way to accidentally beat LSU I will try my best not to drink for a month. No promises though.

Just think you could spend your day of rest reading glorious melts from the Tiger faithful. Amen.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29448 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 1:38 am to
I would give up drinking for a year
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7725 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 1:42 am to
Do you think if the impossible happened the servers would fail? I would love nothing more than a victory and not being able to get into TD.

This post was edited on 11/17/19 at 1:44 am
Posted by Porcine Human
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
11208 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 1:44 am to
Yeah, both TD and SECR would crash
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19102 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

I've never been one to pray for sports, but if you could help the Hogs find a way to accidentally beat LSU I will try my best not to drink for a month. No promises though.


Be careful what you ask for. And I'm not saying that it is wrong. Not at all.

But I found out a long time ago that our Lord sometimes has a sense of humor. It can also be very perplexing. Because if you ever do get the opportunity to witness it, you KNOW it. And at that point, one then has to come to terms with the fact that it was your idea in the first place and the ball is in your court.
This post was edited on 11/17/19 at 12:34 pm
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

No promises though.


This is the part right here that guarantees your prayer won't be answered. The universe will listen to you if you stick with your promises to it.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13530 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

But I found out a long time ago that our Lord sometimes has a sense of humor.


This is the truth right here. Knowing our luck and that sense of humor we'll beat LSU and sail like crazy, and then Lunney will be announced as our permanent coach the next day.

God will sit back and laugh at the simultaneous melts.
Posted by Killean
Port Charlotte, FL
Member since Nov 2010
4669 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 2:19 pm to
If Lunney wins the next two games as an interim I wouldn't even bitch about him being made the permanent head coach.


I would take Lunney over Hugh Freeze, Gus Malzahn, Art Briles or Butch Jones. He at least has the possibility of success at Arkansas without shitting all over the University.

This post was edited on 11/17/19 at 2:21 pm
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
36746 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 2:48 pm to
if he wins the next two games I see no reason we should push him away from us.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132183 posts
Posted on 11/17/19 at 2:51 pm to
Bring Coach kelly as oc
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