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Ham Solo
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Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
I'm 42 and have a small beer belly.

I'm not too quick, but the net fears my long range jumper.

If Joe and Mason leave should I hit Muss up on the Twitters?

I'm just one man fricking up the neighborhood kids in my driveway and talking shite as I do it.

Is it too late to put the Jersey on?

I'm thinking I could be a really, really slow Al Dillard that doesn't even play D and just hangs out on the offensive end with my hand up. I'm willing to walk on.

ETA: I think the crowd would love me.
This post was edited on 4/27 at 2:39 am


Ham Solo
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
No response yet? That's cool I'm still working on my jumper with no porch light.

Might have to play at Ole Miss next year where electricity is questionable.

#readyforanything


Hogwarts
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
Drunk posting at its finest. Let me know when and where and I'll smoke you in around the world old man


Razorback Reverend
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
I got him in horse... but if I am winning after 4 shots... it changes to pony!


Ham Solo
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
We could always lower the goal and have a dunk contest. We may need a paramedic standing by though.


pioneerbasketball
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
I'll do the gamethread


Hogwarts
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
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I'll do the gamethread


Dear God, torn ACLs all around


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Maytheporkbewithyou
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
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I'm thinking I could be a really, really slow Al Dillard that doesn't even play D and just hangs out on the offensive end with my hand up. I'm willing to walk on.


Only if you rebound and clear out with your elbows. Bill Lambier needs to be your inspiration. I would pay to watch that (like $3.50 per ticket).


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Harry Rex Vonner
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
I'd kick your arse

Elbow in, index finger forward, proper backspin

Harry Rex is money

I'd especially kick Rzrbackguys arse in basketball


Harry Rex Vonner
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
Those five dollar Walmart basketballs will bounce well on solid grass, just like where those Hoosier boys were raised in the back yard


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Ham Solo
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
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Elbow in, index finger forward, proper backspin


BEEF

Balance
Eyes on the target
Elbow under the ball
Follow through


Hogwarts
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
Meh screw the fundamental ways of shooting. I'm like Ronnie Brewer meets Andres Biedrins.


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boogiewoogie1978
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
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If Joe and Mason leave should I hit Muss up on the Twitters?

Sure. They can bring you in for just final shots. You will play an average of like 6 secs per game.


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pioneerbasketball
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
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BEEF

This has been phased out for some reason.

No longer being taught as a fundamental.


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Clark14
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
I can be brought in to commit the cheap foul/thug like Chaney taught.

Break an arm,then leave the game.

I'd need oxygen after a minute though.


Ham Solo
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
Had to change the net today guys. The first one burnt up.

Neighborhood moms are mad. Not sure if it's because their 10 year olds came home crying or if it was because I wasn't wearing a mask.

Either way I'm wearing out a spot in the lawn because they don't make driveways deep enough to handle my jumper.
This post was edited on 5/14 at 2:20 am


Maytheporkbewithyou
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
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Not sure if it's because their 10 year olds came home crying


You don't know joy until you dunk on a 10 year old my friend. Lower that goal down to 7' for a while.


Ham Solo
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re: Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
In an effort to quarantine and social distance I managed to sprain my shooting wrist on the BBQ grill.

Rather than surgery I've chosen to go lefty for now. I'm still sending the neighborhood kids home crying, but this may hurt my recruitment to the Hogs.

I've narrowed it down to my top 10 teams and Arkansas made the cut. Don't worry about updating the recruiting thread until the wrist has healed, I don't want to give anyone false hope.


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