But This Woman Behind The Pittsburgh Penguins Bench Though...

she has huge ... tracts of land

Serial killer eyes.

More like Tittsburgh

i'd spend 2 min in her penalty box

More like she's trying to attract a Penguin. Skate chasing whore.

*insert popular motorboat gif here*

"Nice tits, sure; but a face I wouldn't wipe my feet on." - Mean Gene Okerlund in "Repossessed"

Picture of cleavage! Stop the presses!

put em against the glass

The one hot woman in Pittsburgh.

Though what? What's with ending sentences with "though"? Sorry I don't speak millennial/snowflake.

Glad he didn't look or he would've been called a sexist.

nom nom nom

She has big ambition.

I'd drag my sack through shards of glass for 3 miles just to hear her fot through a walkie talkie