But This Woman Behind The Pittsburgh Penguins Bench Though...

The one hot woman in Pittsburgh.

put em against the glass

More like she's trying to attract a Penguin. Skate chasing whore.

Though what? What's with ending sentences with "though"? Sorry I don't speak millennial/snowflake.

*insert popular motorboat gif here*

Glad he didn't look or he would've been called a sexist.

"Nice tits, sure; but a face I wouldn't wipe my feet on." - Mean Gene Okerlund in "Repossessed"

More like Tittsburgh

She has big ambition.

I'd drag my sack through shards of glass for 3 miles just to hear her fot through a walkie talkie

i'd spend 2 min in her penalty box

Picture of cleavage! Stop the presses!

Serial killer eyes.

she has huge ... tracts of land

nom nom nom