Alex Bregman’s Favorite Unwritten Rule Is When A Guy Gets Hit By A Pitch On Purpose

So the Astros are supposed to take beaning after beaning all year ? bullshite. This is how you that ..For every guy you bean .. we throw at the next guys head . The first time someone charges the mound ... all my pitchers are trained in enough martial arts to take the guy out . The first time somebody gets dickie thonned I bet that throwing at Astros stops

What a bunch of fricking whiners we have in MLB these days. Don't won't the other team stealing your signals? Do a better job of hiding them. Where were all these pussies when half the All Stars were juicing for the better part of a damned decade. Holier than thou assholes.

Wonder if he will still feel that way when that baseball is extracted from his left ear?

Well I guess give every team a participation trophy for not cheating.

Sounds like potential for a new Under Armour product line.

I guess the dugout emptying brawls will also go up. I look forward to this season.

I guess his on base percentage will be high and they will win it all. Then everyone will bitch about how it was unfair they got so many extra players on base.

New England Patriots cheated multiple times. When do we talk about stripping their Super Bowls?

Alex is a former Tiger so we have to stand behind him when he’s playing this season. Like, way behind him.

This will be an interesting year. Vegas has the over/under on astros HBP at 83.5. I am not sure how it will go. But If I am on a team that they beat to win the WS, I am drilling them all day. Every other team, I don't think they will do much.

He and Altuve will lead league in HBP

Guess what Alex? You are gonna LOVE this season then.