Mike Leach Was Once Talked Out of Putting Little a Person At RB, Tossing Him Over Line

*midget

You'd have to push through under shoulder pads. If you grabbed by ankles and tried to helicopter him in, that'd cause a fumble.

This is why leach was awesome

Usual fail copy/paste from Larry.

Those things get together and they gossip--you better be careful what you say and how you treat them. You also can't look them directly in the eyes. It confuses them. Saw it on PBS.

Cannonball!

That's already brought up. Assisting the Runner (Rule 9-3-2b): Teammates cannot grasp, pull, or lift the ball carrier to aid forward progress. This results in a 5-yard penalty.

Genius. That player would have been the most popular person on campus too. Sorority chicks would have been lining up to bang that midget.