Poll: What Will Be The Outcome Of The LSU-Alabama Game?

LSU – 31
Bama – 10

The Nuss Bus limped back to Baton Rouge from Aggieland all beat to hell. It was dented up, two tires off the rims, three windows knocked out, one headlight and two taillights gone, spitting, sputtering, backfiring and smoking like a Cheech and Chong movie.

After a week of mechanical and body work and the sorority sisters back in their skimpy bikinis washing and waxing the Bus…she’s looking like she just rolled off of the assembly line and ready to roll…over the Tide.

On the first play of the game, Swinson pile-drived Milroe into Death Valley dirt as payback for Jayden Daniels last year. The hit left an 8-inch deep imprint in the turf that Wile E. Coyote later crawled out of. Milroe never returned to the game. Perfectly clean hit. OUT.

The Bama backup QB was no Milroe. The Tigers’ D confused, confounded, bumped and thumped and locked him down, like The Donald did the swing states. 7 sacks on the day! 7 and 3 picks with 1 going to the house! Weeks and the boys were embarrassed last time out and that wudn’t happening again.

Nuss returned to his Burrowesque play, completing 14 passes in a row to start the game. The only looking back the Fightin Tigers did after that was when Hilton and Durham each broke for long TD runs to gaze at the Gumps they’d shed behind.

Don’t look now, but…We (still) Comin!


The Crimson Tide tried
But just got fried
They couldn’t hide
As they all cried
With broken pride
They continue their slide

Nuss will be running for his life all night while the running game will be non-existent but will light the Gumps up for four hundred yards and 4 TD's.

Kelly is still the coach?

I can assure one thing that this will be a nail biter the entire time. There won't be one second where it's comfortable haha.

Same voting results they had against the Aggies. You people really need to know your opponent better.

Double digit win by the tigers.

blowout dream killer game incoming.

LSU wins by 21+

Just came back to talk to everyone who down voted my “if we can’t guard the read then we’re fricked” comment….

Bama 23
LSU 14

The "Fightin Tigers" win by 2 points!

If we can’t tackle the read then we’re gonna get whooped by a lot