Merry Christmas From Paulina Gretzky & Dustin Johnson

OMG it's a pic with her children! they do exist

We will hear about one of those poor kids one day....think Dahmer

Is mommy doing schoolgirl porn?

She doesn’t seem like much of a motherly love type. Definitely a nanny mom who really hates kids.

The little one is looking at her like "Who are you? Have we met?"

Do her smile muscles no longer work? She's major RBF in every pic now.

She actually wore that for Christmas lol

Paulina with no job, career, education, posting on Instagram. “Daddy I need another $10K deposited in my account for the week. Love you Daddy”

She puts the ho' in ho, ho, ho...

Dude has a root!

And thank you daddy for allowing me to not go to college and not have a job. I couldn't live this way without you. Love, your daughter Paulina.

God it must be a nightmare being married to a complete whore when you have yo worry every single day about how she'll embarrass you

Christmas Dance Pole is behind the tree...

You would think that the photo selfie-ologist would know how not to give everyone red eye in the picture. Dustin is probably mad at her, because he can't get any sleep with all the camera flashes going off, so he decided not to wear his wedding ring for the picture.

I think she forgot to change from Christmas Eve’s role play with DJ.

Is it possible for her to just take a normal holiday (nonslutty) picture? I hope not.