Merry Christmas From Paulina Gretzky & Dustin Johnson

Is it possible for her to just take a normal holiday (nonslutty) picture? I hope not.

Is mommy doing schoolgirl porn?

She doesn’t seem like much of a motherly love type. Definitely a nanny mom who really hates kids.

God it must be a nightmare being married to a complete whore when you have yo worry every single day about how she'll embarrass you

I think she forgot to change from Christmas Eve’s role play with DJ.

The little one is looking at her like "Who are you? Have we met?"

She actually wore that for Christmas lol

Christmas Dance Pole is behind the tree...

OMG it's a pic with her children! they do exist

Do her smile muscles no longer work? She's major RBF in every pic now.

Paulina with no job, career, education, posting on Instagram. “Daddy I need another $10K deposited in my account for the week. Love you Daddy”

She puts the ho' in ho, ho, ho...

And thank you daddy for allowing me to not go to college and not have a job. I couldn't live this way without you. Love, your daughter Paulina.

We will hear about one of those poor kids one day....think Dahmer

You would think that the photo selfie-ologist would know how not to give everyone red eye in the picture. Dustin is probably mad at her, because he can't get any sleep with all the camera flashes going off, so he decided not to wear his wedding ring for the picture.

Dude has a root!