Golfer Paige Spiranac Is Looking For A Date

Dating an instagram type girl has got to be the absolute worst. I don’t care how good looking she is.

For the record, if any one of you reading this tries and succeeds to get a date with her, lock your doors at night and always look over your shoulder. Larry Leo is the name of the person now hunting you.

No thanks. Last thing I need is another crazy chick getting all clingy and blowing up my phone all the time.

Dating an instagram type girl has got to be the absolute worst. I don’t care how good looking she is.

I'm just going to leave several of my potential kids on her face and then leave.

Tired of seeing the three bimbo links. If I never had to see another post about Paige, Lolo, or Livvy on Tigerdroppings I’d be happy. They are stale. Let them go. Pick new chicks.

I'll teach her the proper grip of my club

Leo please go date her so we can put and end to this constant Paige this, Paige that at TD

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In case of a water landing, she can be used as a flotation device.

Guillermo would be suitable date for her. On second thought, he's much too classy for her.
Oink.

Doesn't swallow. Elbows too pointy.