Bob Stoops Addresses Those Auburn Coaching Rumors

But his agent would

In response Auburn is firing up the jet.

"that had an existing head coach" So you're sayin' there's a chance!!

Slang for “the deal is done”

InB4SabanSaidSameThing

Translation: i don’t want any part of SECW and definitely no part of Little Nicky

“It’s ridiculous ... I would never, ever speak with anybody that had an existing head coach ... there’s nothing to talk about with me” "Existing" head coach, huh? I see what you're saying there, Bob. I getcha. Sheila, take a memo - have someone kill Gus, ok? - Jimmy Rane

He would never, but his agent has been locking down a deal. All they are waiting on now is one more fat war eagle to open that buyout checkbook.

agents talk to everyone about everything

Realign the sec. Put missouri in the west, send barners east. Then have the barners hire urban meyer.

Watch Auburn go after him or another (Bob)by Petrino