Jeremiah Alexander, #1 DE Recruit In 2022 Class, Decommits From Alabama

Yawn

The old "I've de committed from Bama so LSU will waste time and resources on me" routine.

will end up at bama

Do I see purple and gold gloves on a man in a red and black uniform?!?! ...Then again, the DB that signed with the gumps last week was also wearing LSU gloves in his pic, so I'm not sure that really matters much. But at least we know he likes our gloves, so we have that going for us...

I respect his decision

Area recruit doesn’t know the meaning of “no love lost.”

Bumped himself down from a 5 star to a 4 star after decommitting

Cue the "Saban ain't what he used to be," "Sinking ship," etc. Did I leave anything out? Edit: Oh yeah, "They were outbid."

A lightly used, low mileage Dodge Charger just hit the market in case any of you Bama guys looking to treat your cousin to something nice.

to whoever gives him the most money. It's pretty simple

See, it doesn’t just happen to us.

LSU baby!