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No he didn't. He drank copious amounts on Fridays.


Are you saying he drank cocaine?
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African American quarterback like that is shameful….Daniels has been treated far different than Burrows….I wonder why???


Everyone knows why.

re: Meme Kiffin

Posted by Bamzilla on 8/13/26 at 7:27 pm to
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Let's see how long it takes..

And go


I slapped your stupid mom one time, one fricking time, and you turned on me forever. You know she screwed up that gumbo on purpose and you still take her side.
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Historical
Can someone figure out how to post this stuff to his and the commanders twitter social media accounts?
Flood them with hundreds of them.

This PoS is attacking LSu in public.


Contact Jeff "I'm a coonass retard" Landry. He'll get on television and whine and cry about it to make it stop.

re: Meme Kiffin

Posted by Bamzilla on 8/13/26 at 7:21 pm to
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Admins, Altie is back


Cry for help.
All the wetbacks at LSU are seemingly shite out of luck when Cinco de Mayo comes around since it will likely be cancelled on campus.

re: Meme Kiffin

Posted by Bamzilla on 8/13/26 at 7:15 pm to
At least Kippin isn't the typical sweaty, weasel faced, mincing, excessively masturbatory, beady eyed, middle-aged, really creepy vibes type man that normally salivates for college freshmen girls.

He is right out in the open about. That's a plus, I guess.

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Maybe, but a hell of a football player. He was electric.


It was just the cocaine that gave him an advantage. He would snort 5 or 6 lines before every game and reapply at halftime.

Imagine one player being allowed to use steroids while all others were not. The juiced player is going to have a great advantage.
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Bama owes A&M for taking that fricking loser.


That's true, and Bama fans have always been thankful for that.

OTOH, A&M owes Bama a great deal of gratitude for taking Bear Bryant off their hands.
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He deserves it for no other reason than had he not left Alabama, we would not have had the opportunity to celebrate with Mike Price with his cowboy hat riding the hookers yelling Row Tide!!


'Ole It's Rolling Baby may not have had the best taste in the world but, at least it was a woman. I think it was, anyway.





What is known though is that, at the time, she was the 4th highest earner out of a stable of 8 that Arety's Angels strip club in Pensacola provided to its clientele.
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It’s the perfect conference and keeps the BIG out of the SEC footprint.

Feel free to replace Vandy with whoever you think should be in the SEC instead.


I think it's perfect, except for auburn being included. Scratch them out and let the Big 10 have them. They can only harm a conference.

auburn will only make them lose prestige and lose recruits and lose competitiveness. They are a fricking horrible team and are a drag on the entire SEC in myriad ways. To top it all off, now they have a communist Russian leading them.

They are a pitiful bunch of losers.



re: Name a game

Posted by Bamzilla on 8/11/26 at 11:29 pm to
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What in the F is mumblety-peg?!

They say you learn something new every day


It's the most fun game young kids can play with sharp knives being thrown, tossed, and spiraled about in every direction imaginable.

re: Name a game

Posted by Bamzilla on 8/11/26 at 11:21 pm to
Mumblety-peg.

re: Rank SEC Head Coaching Jobs

Posted by Bamzilla on 8/11/26 at 6:06 pm to
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We suck at hiring head coaches and that has held us back most years. Sark is an improvement from the last two by far but he's not someone who can win it all.
Then again that list is pretty damn small. I shite on Sark a lot. I hate his arrogance that blinds him to his own limitations on offense but he's not a bad coach.
I just don't think he can win a title.


Many, too many to mention, of the world's greatest artists, poets, and intellectuals across every time period in the history of the world only fully reached their potential when drinking alcohol.

It releases their creative spirit and allows them to function, some say, at a level way above those who don't drink.

This holds true for a great majority of former college coaches too. Maybe Sarkisian should just have a few drinks here and there, and learn how to be able to handle it like an adult, and he would likely do much better.

I don't keep up with Texas athletics that much, but maybe you could send him some information, somehow, on the benefits of drinking alcohol.
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Bama has good peaches.


Thanks, ColoradoElkHerd. It's very serious business.



Once you press your mouth into one of these ripe, juicy, tasty Alabama peaches, the twang has you hooked and you want to eat them all.
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You don't know Gaffney SC, baw.


I know they have a peach water tower too and it's older than Clanton's and bigger. Big fricking deal.

Clanton's peaches win blue ribbons.

Alabama peaches are better than Georgia peaches and Clanton, Alabama, even has a peach shaped water tower to prove it.

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I doubt the SEC has as many 10-2 or better teams this season but ND is now guaranteed a playoff spot if top 12 I heard. ND has an easy schedule but if they are # 12 while an SEC team is # 11 at 9-3 ND would get the last playoff spot.


ND would probably get in over a more accomplished SEC team because of Jesus. Many sportswriters, analysts, talking heads that sway opinion, and voters are Catholic.

Notre Dame is the team that Jesus supports and wishes to see do well.

Even more than all those advantages they enjoy, Jesus himself will likely, and has in the past, carved out spots for ND to succeed in football when they didn't really deserve it.

They don't have a replica of his image towering over their home field just for theatrics. It is there because Jesus is actually a Notre Dame fan. Ask any ND fan and they will tell you the same.

If it comes down to Notre Dame vs. some team without religion or, even worse, a bunch of players on a team who are Baptist or Methodist or Presbyterian, Jesus and the powers that be are going to favor the Catholics every single time.

re: Cam Coleman's Catch Radius

Posted by Bamzilla on 8/9/26 at 4:46 am to
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Cam Coleman's Catch Radius


Was that a miracle? Did everyone who just watched that video see something supernatural? Is Cam Coleman more than a human?

Is he the best player Texas has ever had? Will Texas win every game this year due to the catch radius ability, of Coleman, that has never before been seen in college or professional football?

Is Texas back?
That's pretty cool. Alabama is currently discussing forfeiting the 1941 NC and appropriating the 1966 NC, thereby giving Bama the very rare in college football history, 3-Peat.

Alabama really won it anyway. No one on Planet Earth knows why Bama claims the '41 NC and not the '66 NC, which they actually won.

If that resolution fails to get the needed votes, Alabama will proceed to claim the '80 NC and get the 3-Peat that way. frick Georgia anyway.