LongHornHandy
| Favorite team: | Texas |
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| Number of Posts: | 149 |
| Registered on: | 7/3/2024 |
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re: Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/26/25 at 11:45 am to Spankum
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Well, I threw one in a sock this morning, if that
Dude tells you all he jerked off, gets 40 upvotes.
That is kinda sketch boys
re: Kenny Dillingham (ASU CFB HC) publicly begging for $20MM
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/22/25 at 4:25 pm to moneyg
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Dillingham has identified the issue. ASU needs the commitment if it is going to compete. It's that simple. Dillingham has to be the guy at the front of the effort. Changing the paradigm is necessary and is time sensitive.
And you think crying on an open podium is the way to do that?
It’s hard to believe you guys aren’t retarded
re: DK Metcalf just punched a Lions fan in the stands
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/22/25 at 4:23 pm to SeeeeK
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The shite yelled at athletes is way worse than I heard growing up and going to games. Many would try to zing them with shite that might get them riled up, now some just try to get a negative, physical response from athletes. " I fricked your mom, metcalf" are the old days, now it gets personal and ugly.
TF are you on about? It’s the exact opposite, 25ish years ago I listened to a hockey fan wait for it to quiet down to call Ryan miller a pussy through the entire hockey game.
shite wouldn’t be allowed to happen these days
re: Kenny Dillingham (ASU CFB HC) publicly begging for $20MM
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/22/25 at 2:08 pm to moneyg
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I don't blame Dillingham. He's doing the right thing
No he’s fricking not, it came off not like the leader of a program, but a dipshit that doesn’t deserve his paycheck.
Oh by the way, if this is his take he should siphon over some of that $7.5 million he’s making to that NIL cause
re: Miami (FL) 10 @ Texas A&M 3 Final - ABC
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/20/25 at 2:33 pm to mudshuvl05
Feel like it was targeting
re: Alabama 34 @ Oklahoma 24 Final - ABC/ESPN
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/19/25 at 8:19 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
Bama tackling is so pathetic
re: Now We Know Why Military Recruitment is “Up” - DoW Violated the Law
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/17/25 at 1:00 pm to RFK
It’s interesting because the stated reason this came about was the services used test scoring post-preparatory courses for these enlistees, rather than their pre-preparatory scores which they are required to.
Don’t love we have a bunch of dipshits running around, but the methodology with which this “gotcha” is coming about also seems flawed if the applicants improved upon their scores
Don’t love we have a bunch of dipshits running around, but the methodology with which this “gotcha” is coming about also seems flawed if the applicants improved upon their scores
re: Trump to deliver prime-time address to nation
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/16/25 at 3:52 pm to Jbird
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No deployment orders
Must suck to not be important
re: Mick Foley won't renew his Legends deal with WWE b/c TDS
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/16/25 at 3:04 pm to Odysseus32
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Any opposition of Trump seems to be “TDS”.
No you stupid count, overtly shitting on the same thing he dedicated his life to, the same thing that is the reason anyone knows who TF he is, because he has the belief that they are providing too much support for a current president isn’t a just an opinion.
re: Rob Reiner and his wife confirmed stabbed to death in their home
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/14/25 at 10:33 pm to Porpus
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When my oldest child was born, the hospital sent us home with a VHS tape about parenting the new baby. It was hosted by Reiner and he was wearing a fuzzy purple sweater. Wife and I were like, get a load of Meathead here with the words of wisdom
Must not have watched it
re: Rob Reiner might be dead
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/14/25 at 8:38 pm to Godzilla jr
Nice house, more fitting question as no one GAF about this count
Would you take it if offered to you tomorrow with the caveat you have to use it as a primary residence?
I feel like security concerns are prevalent which would be my hesitation.
Would you take it if offered to you tomorrow with the caveat you have to use it as a primary residence?
I feel like security concerns are prevalent which would be my hesitation.
re: Michigan fan outed Moore on social media last week
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/10/25 at 9:18 pm to HEtiger
Dude absolutely has a type, the staffer looks just like a younger version of his wife.
Very much not his wife
His wife

Very much not his wife
His wife

re: Can I get an update regarding the VolleyVols performance in the NCAAs?
Posted by LongHornHandy on 12/5/25 at 10:40 am to WildcatMike
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Yikes? Projecting much?
What a fricking pussy you are for reporting that, Jesus Christ
re: Little Boy Lane
Posted by LongHornHandy on 11/30/25 at 10:57 pm to Draconian Sanctions
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how dare someone want to take a better job! i’m clutching my pearls on your behalf
Calling LSU a better job is pretty hilarious. 7-5 behind your vaunted Brian Kelly, sounds like a pretty dogshit program to me
re: Kiffin tweets bittersweet final message to Ole Miss fans
Posted by LongHornHandy on 11/30/25 at 10:52 pm to DeathByTossDive225
Aha, dudes twitter still says coach at ole miss
re: Zootopia 2 trending to open at $500 mil WW, including $200 mil from China
Posted by LongHornHandy on 11/28/25 at 8:35 pm to TheePalmetto
Family enjoyed it, great cap to Thanksgiving week
re: Live Fox Coverage of NG Shootings
Posted by LongHornHandy on 11/26/25 at 3:41 pm to LegendInMyMind
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That's potentially good news and a big WTF? all at the same time
Assuming this was just to give time for the casualty notification process to actually happen.
re: Can Lane just not help himself but to burn everything to the ground when he leaves?
Posted by LongHornHandy on 11/26/25 at 11:30 am to TMRebel
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I’d like to not pay him to do
I imagine you’d also like a playoff win and a shot at a championship. No interim is going to give you that, lane leaves prior to the playoffs and the heart of this team goes with him
re: Can Lane just not help himself but to burn everything to the ground when he leaves?
Posted by LongHornHandy on 11/25/25 at 10:13 pm to TMRebel
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And allow him to recruit all these kids to his next job
You don’t think he will get who he wants? He’s a magnetic personality and LSU will give him a larger budget than what he has now, so what is your actual concern that wouldn’t come to fruition anyways?
re: BasketVOLS 76 #2 Houston 73
Posted by LongHornHandy on 11/25/25 at 7:35 pm to LegendInMyMind
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71197 posts
I’m sure he didn’t wanna step on your toes
re: Former CIA operations officer Gary Berntsen explains how elections are being stolen.
Posted by LongHornHandy on 11/25/25 at 11:27 am to Dizz
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This is where I get lost. The idea that there are hundreds of people working behind the scenes in concert with one another is difficult to believe. Especially that not one of these hundreds of people has ever run their mouth or done anything to get caught.
What does getting caught or running their mouth actually look like? Biden announced to the nation they had the biggest team ever assembled to steal the election, did that matter?
Anyone saying this will be brushed off or doesn’t have a platform large enough. You see this “cia officer” saying it right here, know something is certainly going on, but don’t believe it to be true.
How exactly is someone supposed to prove this to you, or anyone else?
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