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Haven't been to a game in a while. I understand that all football tickets are now electronic. Is there still an active buy/sell ticket marketplace outside of the stadium prior to kick? What about club level seats, are they electronic also? Thanks.

I was given a purple and gold cowbell. What will happen if I take it into the stadium at MSU Saturday and “ring responsibly,” but at the opposite time of State fans?

At least we shouldn’t need to worry about some blue blood basketball school with a vacancy poaching our coach for awhile.

Guy's Oyster Bar in Amite does a solid job. Others?

Lucky for me, my vasectomy coincided with nursing student training day at the urologist. Four young, female nursing students took it all in. The urologist did ask for my permission, but when you've had your nuts shaved and your johnson taped to your belly, adding a few observers doesn't matter much.

The worst parts:

The shot of anesthesia to kick things off. In the nuts. It was AWFUL; definitely the worst part of the whole experience.

After the cut, they cauterize the two loose ends. It produces smoke, and a disagreeable smell, of your body burning.

I knew there would need to be a "test" after healing was finished to ensure that the swimmers were absent, but I was under the impression that I'd be invited to perform at some idyllic spank bank at the doctor's office. Lounge chairs, lamp lighting, Toto on the stereo, selections in print and video. No such luck. They gave me a vial to fill at home, which I then needed to hand to the woman at the check-in desk at the doctor's office. "Here ya go." Very disappointing.

I had it done on a Friday morning. Didn't feel too bad but followed post-op instructions to a tee anyway. Alternated bags of frozen peas. No problems. A buddy of mine had his done the same day (different doctor), felt great, and went out and played 18 holes on Saturday. That poor fricker hobbled around for weeks!

How was it last night?

I'll be there!

Together again.

HYDR

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