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Registered on: | 9/11/2013 |
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Name me any WR in college football history that is better than Devonta Smith..
Posted by Asaul on 1/9/21 at 6:47 pm
Ya' can't. Roll tide!
:usa: :usa: :nana:
:usa: :usa: :nana:
re: Would you ever consider declaring bankruptcy if your hospital bill was high enough?
Posted by Asaul on 9/30/19 at 8:32 am
What kind of part B bill runs over $600,000? Part A is where you typically see astronomically high bills and Medicare pays their portion after you meet the deductible.
re: HSA high deductible health insurance plan
Posted by Asaul on 9/15/19 at 9:07 pm
Family currently has one. We contribute to our HSA and so does the company. Works out very well for us. Would absolutely take the lower premium plan if the companies provides an HSA.
re: Bama gets exposed and the slide begins
Posted by Asaul on 8/17/19 at 9:36 pm
Bump-aroo for the fun-aroos.
re: Live PD recap
Posted by Asaul on 8/10/19 at 12:09 pm
900 here. Reporting for duty.
re: Would an OT baller use a Coach shoulder strap laptop bag??
Posted by Asaul on 7/22/19 at 5:53 pm
LV or bust, bro.
I just get this feeling
Posted by Asaul on 11/11/18 at 7:20 pm
That Alabama is the GOP and everyone else is a liberal trying to scratch and claw at any way to dethrone the champs. There is no referee bias.
#StayWoke
#MAGA
#RTR
#StayWoke
#MAGA
#RTR
re: History repeats itself
Posted by Asaul on 11/11/18 at 7:18 pm
Listen, if it comes to that, then fine. But I don't know any Alabama fan who isn't enjoying what is going on.
re: History repeats itself
Posted by Asaul on 11/11/18 at 5:26 pm
That's such an outlier that I wasn't sure how to put it into a step.
And, bring that money to the Mississippi!
And, bring that money to the Mississippi!
re: History repeats itself
Posted by Asaul on 11/11/18 at 5:05 pm
I'm glad we have a mutual understanding.
History repeats itself
Posted by Asaul on 11/11/18 at 4:01 pm
I would like to take a moment and give my appreciation for Elisabeth Ross and David Kessler. Because of their 5-step model us (BAMA fans) are able to accurately predict how close to rival fans are to regaining their sanity.
Step 1: Denial
Denial typically comes a week or two before a rival plays Alabama. They are in denial about their chances of winning. It doesn't matter how many points Vegas gives Alabama in the spread, an opposing fan puts on his/her homer glasses and chooses deception over reality. Typical excuses range from:
A. Alabama hasn't played anybody this year.
B. Alabama hasn't seen a(n) defense/offense like our team.
C. Alabama is in tDecline.
Step 2: Anger
This step typically comes during the game. Anger is usually expressed at the officiating crew, the SEC office, or the rival's own team. This step usually lasts for the whole game, and into the next day. However, for some fans this step ends after halftime and they prematurely enter into step three.
Step 3: Bargaining
After a good, well prophesied by Vegas, stomping has concluded a rival fan typically looks for how he/she can remove their coach and find another. Sometimes a fan can stay in this step for the whole season, others only until the team wins a game.
Step 4: Depression
Fourthly, if a team experiences the Alabama effect* they quickly fall into a terrible demise. By this time they have accepted their team's mediocrity and are quick to defend Alabama's good name while secretly hoping another team ruins their season. It's in this time of grief that a rival fan begins to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Step 5: Acceptance
In this step the rival fan has came close enough to the end of the tunnel to see Tennessee and Kentucky fans waving them home. The TN and UK fans show the rival fan around their new home in mediocrity. They gain hope from removing any unrealistic expectations from their heart. They no longer have to cry in February when their recruits all leave them and sign with Alabama. In this place, this sweet place, their hope is restored.
These are the fans that say things like:
A. Looking forward to basketball season!
B. Can't wait to see how Coach _____ does next year.
*The Alabama effect is when a team is beaten so badly by the Crimson Tide they quit operating correctly. See LSU 2011.
Step 1: Denial
Denial typically comes a week or two before a rival plays Alabama. They are in denial about their chances of winning. It doesn't matter how many points Vegas gives Alabama in the spread, an opposing fan puts on his/her homer glasses and chooses deception over reality. Typical excuses range from:
A. Alabama hasn't played anybody this year.
B. Alabama hasn't seen a(n) defense/offense like our team.
C. Alabama is in tDecline.
Step 2: Anger
This step typically comes during the game. Anger is usually expressed at the officiating crew, the SEC office, or the rival's own team. This step usually lasts for the whole game, and into the next day. However, for some fans this step ends after halftime and they prematurely enter into step three.
Step 3: Bargaining
After a good, well prophesied by Vegas, stomping has concluded a rival fan typically looks for how he/she can remove their coach and find another. Sometimes a fan can stay in this step for the whole season, others only until the team wins a game.
Step 4: Depression
Fourthly, if a team experiences the Alabama effect* they quickly fall into a terrible demise. By this time they have accepted their team's mediocrity and are quick to defend Alabama's good name while secretly hoping another team ruins their season. It's in this time of grief that a rival fan begins to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Step 5: Acceptance
In this step the rival fan has came close enough to the end of the tunnel to see Tennessee and Kentucky fans waving them home. The TN and UK fans show the rival fan around their new home in mediocrity. They gain hope from removing any unrealistic expectations from their heart. They no longer have to cry in February when their recruits all leave them and sign with Alabama. In this place, this sweet place, their hope is restored.
These are the fans that say things like:
A. Looking forward to basketball season!
B. Can't wait to see how Coach _____ does next year.
*The Alabama effect is when a team is beaten so badly by the Crimson Tide they quit operating correctly. See LSU 2011.
re: Bama gets exposed and the slide begins
Posted by Asaul on 11/4/18 at 9:19 am
Bumpy to the toppy.
I haven't been this excited to wake up and read the rant since
Posted by Asaul on 11/4/18 at 9:17 am
Trump MAGA'd all over the place in 2016.
re: Bama Fans: Tell me about Alabama’s defense
Posted by Asaul on 11/1/18 at 11:42 pm
Lots of injuries. Several starting LB's out for season. CB out for season. Lots of new faces. Front line is doing well this year.
re: History means nothing
Posted by Asaul on 11/1/18 at 11:21 am
Cool post, Pat. Did you really think your contribution was beneficial? :rolleyes:
re: History means nothing
Posted by Asaul on 11/1/18 at 11:17 am
YES! That is exactly what I am saying. I guess I could spell it out in caps for you.
QUIT DEFINING THIS ALABAMA TEAM BY WHAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE SEPTEMBER 2018.
I'll also add this disclaimer:
QUIT DEFINING THIS LSU TEAM BY WHAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE SEPTEMBER 2018.
QUIT DEFINING THIS ALABAMA TEAM BY WHAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE SEPTEMBER 2018.
I'll also add this disclaimer:
QUIT DEFINING THIS LSU TEAM BY WHAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE SEPTEMBER 2018.
re: History means nothing
Posted by Asaul on 11/1/18 at 11:10 am
I'm not disagreeing with looking at the production for the team this year. I'm just pointing out that you can't discount the experience and 'big games' the team has faced over the past 2-3 years.
This post was aimed at people who discount Alabama's 2018 team because of the lack of SOS. It will all come to a head in two days, regardless. If Alabama wins then it will shut down the non-sense, if they lose the naysayers will empower themselves and say their posts were justified.
This post was aimed at people who discount Alabama's 2018 team because of the lack of SOS. It will all come to a head in two days, regardless. If Alabama wins then it will shut down the non-sense, if they lose the naysayers will empower themselves and say their posts were justified.
re: History means nothing
Posted by Asaul on 11/1/18 at 11:01 am
College should teach you rational thinking. If, after reading the OP, your posts are any form of:
1. You are insecure.
2. We gon win.
3. Stupid gump.
then the assumption is you never attained any higher education.
1. You are insecure.
2. We gon win.
3. Stupid gump.
then the assumption is you never attained any higher education.
re: History means nothing
Posted by Asaul on 11/1/18 at 10:59 am
It's as if you have something invested in this game...I'm just here to tell you Santa Clause ain't real, and Alabama's team/coaching experience goes beyond 8 games.
re: History means nothing
Posted by Asaul on 11/1/18 at 10:54 am
Sarcastic, now that you said something, though, it does seem a little misleading.
While I'm not arguing that Alabama is going to put 50 on LSU. I am making a statement that you can't define this Alabama team based on the year 2018 alone.
While I'm not arguing that Alabama is going to put 50 on LSU. I am making a statement that you can't define this Alabama team based on the year 2018 alone.
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