U.S. Skateboarder Calls Out Quality Of Olympic Medals

Coming from a man whose version of “high quality” is the tattoos on his neck.

Just be glad you got to represent your country doing something that isn't even a sport

Nyjah please

Gold doesn't tarnish! Try harder next time!

Made in China

skateboarding is an Olympic sport? What a joke. Oh, and Breakdancing is too.

I think I won one like that for my girl at the carnival once. She let me touch her boobies for it...hahaha.

They spent all their money on the opening ceremony.

Maybe he should sell it for more tattoos

You have to polish bronze. Ask any Spartan

Ehhh I mean says a guy who won a medal for a sport that wasn’t even considered a sport 10 years ago. Basketweaving May actually turn up at the Olympics soon and then I will know that Jesus is soon to follow.

Get gold and see how that works

Yeah, it's bronze.

Get some ketchup and shine it up

What a biotch.

Looks like he and his buddies did a whole bunch of cocaine off the top of that thing and discolored the metal

Well if Nyjah is the best street skateboarder in the world why didn't he win gold?

I bought a bronze IWC watch specifically so I could watch the patina develop on the bronze over time. Lol that's how bronze works you moran.

Maybe take care of it and not let your jackass buddies wear it around