Lolo Jones Is Looking Forward To Valentine's Day, But For Different Reasons

Ok I’ll go ahead and take one for the team

I'd let her kick me in the willy

She's definitely a lesbian, right?

This is a case where if she got some c cups, her instagram account would triple over night.

Is she still a virgin? If she is still hanging onto that she must crazy enough that no guy has gotten far enough down the road before saying nah, it’s can’t that good, the crazy ain’t worth it.

Alexa please play George Michael's, I want your sex.

Absolutely smash

Wood let her destroy my life.

I don’t get it. She’s an attractive woman. She’s either got impossibly high standards looking for a man, or she’s bat shite crazy- like a 10 on the crazy hot matrix. I just don’t understand why someone hasn’t already married her yet.

I just don’t see it

I’d give anything to completely embarrass myself for 2 minutes with her.

Her hair looks like shite.

I'd tear it to shreads

Nice belly…