Jessica Dorrell Resigns From Arkansas

A $ 20,000 signing bonus and a $ 14,000 severance package all from a job that she may not have been the best candidate for in the first place....damn, looks like being a tall, blue-eyed blonde with head coach gonads on your chin can have some benefits....

She can use the money to pay for her wedding...A wedding gift from Ark

now if that is not affirmative action i dont what is.

I'm in the wrong business.
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You could have had unsatisfactory results in over half of your endeavors for multiple years and still found someone willing to pay you +2 million a year?

She has made $34K that we know of just using her vagina

amen clientnumber9

How is that she gets $14,000 for knowingly violating company policy? This is insane. I wish I could commit a fireable offense at work, then resign and get a $14,000 payout. I'm in the wrong business.