South Carolina Names Connor Mitch Starting Quarterback

Prayers sent Cocks.

No. It was all a lie. A lie I cannot continue anymore. I am not Hennifer Lopez. I am... Mitch Connor.


Just your run of the mill con man. I've been moving from town to town, scamming people since I was fifteen. But I'm tired of running.


I've been a cheater all my life. And now I've ruined a singer's career, lost a record company millions, and cost this little boy his precious time.


Mostly, I'm sorry to you, Ben. I'm sorry I played Tiddly Winks with your heart. But it's over now. The cyanide pill I took should be taking effect very soon. Hmph, looks like the sun is goin' down. I wonder, will I dream?

SEC bout to get Mitch Slapped