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Why Te'o picked a fake girl over the real ones at Notre Dame

Posted on 1/19/13 at 2:54 pm
Posted by Shockley03
Knoxville, TN
Member since Oct 2012
703 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 2:54 pm
I used to go to college in Indiana (Hanover College) and have you seen the girls Indiana has to offer? I would rather turn gay than bang any of those brown bag specials. There's a reason why Indiana is called the crossroads of America. No one wants to stay in Indiana very long. It's boring, flat, and the people there take the worst qualities of the yankees and rednecks.
Posted by RunLindsayRun
LaGrange | Athens
Member since Sep 2012
2727 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 3:20 pm to
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I would rather turn gay than bang any of those brown bag specials


Turn?
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 3:29 pm to
you know, like vampires
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
11662 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by retooc
Freeport, FL
Member since Sep 2012
7446 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 3:46 pm to
Notre Dame is 75 mins from Chicago (loaded with hot bitches)
Posted by Shockley03
Knoxville, TN
Member since Oct 2012
703 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 4:01 pm to
It's still in the horrid state of Indiana.

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turn?

Exactly like a vampire. They don't suck your blood, they suck your....
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 4:24 pm to
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I would rather turn gay than bang any of those brown bag specials.

Seems pretty extreme.

Why not just take a vow of celibacy instead of going full on terd burglar?

Gross........
Posted by P-Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
1870 posts
Posted on 1/20/13 at 12:30 am to
In case you were curious about Notre Dame girls, here's their 'ol QB Clausen with the pick of the ND litter...

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