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re: Riboff Submission Thread - CLOSED for submissions, smack talk welcomed

Posted on 7/5/23 at 7:30 pm to
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19 &lt-- oops
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 7:30 pm to
Por que?

I'm just trying to get the most info out of each entry.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

Por que?

I'm just trying to get the most info out of each entry.


Strike one was you calling me out for being MIA in my entry when my entry was submitted two posts up.

Strike two was demanding Peter Buck choose a sound track when it was included in the post.

Que Por now?
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19 &lt-- oops
Member since Sep 2012
26844 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 7:53 pm to
Dammit.
Posted by deeprig9
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 8:05 pm to
Don't beat yourself up about it.

The real fail in this thread is IT Dawg's dry brisket that looks like it was carved off a 5000 year old mummy. And speaking of mummies, he burned the shite out of his granny's macaroni casserole.
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19 &lt-- oops
Member since Sep 2012
26844 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 8:16 pm to

I'm glad someone said something. I didn't want to be ugly. I've never made a good brisket myself but I was worried once I saw the trim job.
Posted by deeprig9
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 8:21 pm to
And the bitch-made instagram filters he is using on the photos make me nauseous.
Posted by retooc
Freeport, FL
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7787 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 8:24 pm to
Hahahaaa

quote:

dry brisket


As soon as I saw it, I thought:

I've got a chance!
Posted by deeprig9
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 8:55 pm to
Landowski says he's in bed, he got a new baby at home. He has asked me to make his submission here on his behalf.


Landowski is the guy I posted the text exchange with Pollack from.


His song selection- I'm Only Sleeping - The Beatles


His cook in his own words-











He didn't say this, but I can attest this was in a bubba keg.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

The real fail in this thread is IT Dawg's dry brisket that looks like it was carved off a 5000 year old mummy. And speaking of mummies, he burned the shite out of his granny's macaroni casserole.


Sorry you don’t like good meals. Told you, my side of the family loves crunchy top to the Mac. Wasn’t burnt at all

Wish I knew filters. Apparently you guys can’t look at the juices flowing out of the brisket or that the fork I used to carve the brisket fell into the brisket with ease, even leaving marks with just once slice of the knife.

Either way, we enjoyed the meal and will be doing that again soon for the family. Hope you enjoyed your smoke free ribs with Costco bought sauces next time as well.

The tiny bit of leftovers we had, going on the griddle right now….

This post was edited on 7/5/23 at 9:51 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70266 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 10:03 pm to
For what I spent on fireworks, you can buy a ruger american 22 lr bolt action at Academy and shoot a stray cat to grind up with your leftover brisket into dog food, if you hate your dog.


Soundtrack- Pulaski Heights - Venice is Sinking ... it's a great song.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 10:05 pm to
Your jealously is well documented. Enjoy the week!
Posted by deeprig9
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70266 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 10:24 pm to
I wish LSU Hobnail would resubmit here, I'd vote him #1. I want to do it for him, but I don't have his consent. I had consent from Peter Buck and BigLandowski.

What's your opinion?
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 10:36 pm to
Might as well submit for him….another buddy for you to vote for that bought their rub with you at Costco
This post was edited on 7/5/23 at 10:37 pm
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
16801 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 10:39 pm to
Don’t worry IT….this is Rigs MO. He lashes out at everyone else to try and divert attention from his own cook. I appreciate you and the other competitors trying to stay out of the fray….but I’ve got hardware so I’ll dive in.

You only soak wood if you like to flavor your ribs with steam for the first hour and can’t control air flow. But if your cooking on propane and using the stock therm on the Weber to nail your temps then it probably doesn’t make a difference. These are the kind of smoking tips you find on Buzzfeed and SeriouslyEats.

Also, finishing in the oven should be an immediate disqualifyer….but given he didn’t do that to his skinny dried up St Lous ribs I guess we can overlook that…along with the retail rubs, sauce, etc. Looks like a menu item from Applebees and I’m not surprised there wasn’t a dog to be seen as it was probably scared it was going to be fed that mess.

His wife had legit potato salad…she should do it all next time…..but then he beat her. Corn wrapped in foil? Wow…what a break through. Way to let it all hang out.

And the rest of his submission looks like stills from a Kenny Chesney video.

Really not a serious player.
This post was edited on 7/5/23 at 10:59 pm
Posted by deeprig9
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 10:58 pm to
Do you hate the Doobie Brothers too?
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 10:59 pm to
I’m a huge fan of the Doobie Brothers.
Posted by deeprig9
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 11:02 pm to
Dog was there.

This post was edited on 7/5/23 at 11:03 pm
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 11:10 pm to
I see fear in those eyes
Posted by deeprig9
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70266 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 11:17 pm to
It's just the one eye. The dog only has one eye. The other eye was removed as a puppy. Charity case. Now I have a defective dog. Such is the life of a vet husband.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
16801 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 11:39 pm to
All bullshite aside…my mom told me something when I was little that I’ve never forgotten.

“The world is a tough place for little animals, so one of the best things you can do is give one of them a happy life”

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