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re: Pictures from Jason Aldeans set up in sanford Stadium...
Posted on 4/13/13 at 8:20 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 4/13/13 at 8:20 pm to deeprig9
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I just cooked some steaks outside, listening to Aldean and beating off outside in my chair. I'm not a pervert, but I was really horny and just sitting there, so what the frick.
Some of my best sessions rubbing one out is when I'm board in a deer stand. Could explain why I don't kill shite but a lot of napkins.
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Posted on 4/13/13 at 8:24 pm to Spunky
Posted on 4/13/13 at 8:33 pm to Spunky
When I was in sales I used to jerk it in the supply room all the time.
I must've given a thousand dead baby handshakes over the years
I must've given a thousand dead baby handshakes over the years
Posted on 4/13/13 at 8:37 pm to Chef Leppard
I've been known to pull my our at the work place before. Been a while but late teens early 20s its was hard not to when the mood struck.
Posted on 4/13/13 at 9:39 pm to Spunky
Puked up nachos from blind pig on the corner of east broad and first street. Got my second wind headed dt to fish with dynamite.
FWIW cops out everywhere if walking is an option I highly suggest it.
FWIW cops out everywhere if walking is an option I highly suggest it.
Posted on 4/14/13 at 12:44 am to Cherokee Chinstrap
I was there on the field and it was pretty damned awesome, whether you like the guy's music or not. Was a fun experience. I have a bunch of pics from about 15 feet from the stage, but I'm dog arse tired right now. I'll post em later.
Posted on 4/14/13 at 9:25 am to Spunky
Well this thread took a hard left turn
But while we're at it, what's your weirdest/coolest masturbation story or place? This should be interesting
But while we're at it, what's your weirdest/coolest masturbation story or place? This should be interesting
This post was edited on 4/14/13 at 9:29 am
Posted on 4/14/13 at 10:14 am to Lord of the Board
quote:First thing that cums to mind is when I was in 7th grade I was fishing with my uncle @ Hartwell. It was cold and I was tired so I passed out in the seat with a blanket over me. Well about 30 min later I wake up with a big throbbing hard on. I couldn't help myself and proceeded to rub on out with him about 15 feet away, nutted in my hand flicked it in lake.
But while we're at it, what's your weirdest/coolest masturbation story or place? This should be interesting
I'm sure I've got more, ill have to think on it though
Posted on 4/14/13 at 11:15 am to Spunky
LOTB just had to ask.
Posted on 4/14/13 at 11:18 am to Spunky
Posted on 4/14/13 at 12:01 pm to retooc
Sorry Posted on 4/14/13 at 12:31 pm to Lord of the Board
Cum on now I can't be the only one with a weird masturbation story
Posted on 4/14/13 at 1:19 pm to Spunky
I don't have any weird ones, I guess the coolest one I have would be 3 different countries (2 continents), and about 200 yards from the Eiffel Tower.
Posted on 4/14/13 at 1:39 pm to Lord of the Board
I tend to be a bit of a prankster to my wife. From hiding in the closet and scaring her, banging pots or an air horn to wake her up, also putting a snake in to dog bowl anything I can to scare her. I've always joked about it but sometime in the near future I am.going to wake her up by throwing a nice spunky cum oyster on her face, gross I know but I believe the humor in that is undeniable.
Posted on 4/14/13 at 2:52 pm to Spunky
Do you know how quickly that would go viral if you video taped it Also how quick would she divorce you after that?Posted on 4/14/13 at 3:09 pm to Lord of the Board
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Also how quick would she divorce you after that?
Na man she knew wtf she was getting into when she said I do. Hinesvillethill told her " Its like an arranged marrage and you got the shitty end of it" we do well together, she keeps me in line but every once and a while I cross it. I believe that would be one of those times. I'm up for the challenge though and yes ut will be recorded.
Posted on 4/14/13 at 8:48 pm to Lord of the Board
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and about 200 yards from the Eiffel Tower.
Indoors or.out?
Posted on 4/14/13 at 9:06 pm to Spunky
Indoors where we were staying. I know some people have some funny stories on this subject matter so feel free to tell them, we don't judge.
Posted on 4/15/13 at 7:00 pm to Spunky
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I couldn't help myself and proceeded to rub on out with him about 15 feet away
You rubbed one out to your uncle?? You nasty motherfricker. This is an all time low. Even for you.
Posted on 4/15/13 at 7:08 pm to HinesvilleThrill
Wasn't to him, it was to a chick that rubbed my dick in science class. I bet I busted 50 nuts thinking of that.
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