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re: Overheard from Jeremy Pruitt, by Mike Bobo. We are going to be a hell of a def.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 8:47 am to gatorhata9
Posted on 5/15/14 at 8:47 am to gatorhata9
Yeah well I heard that Jeremy Pruitt is so good that he can win a game of connect four in three moves.
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 8:49 am to Sanford&MunSon
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Yeah well I heard that Jeremy Pruitt is so good that he can win a game of connect four in three moves.
I heard Jeremy Pruitt was the best man at his own wedding because he couldn't think of anyone better than him.
This post was edited on 5/15/14 at 8:49 am
Posted on 5/15/14 at 8:51 am to gatorhata9
Jokes on you, pruitt isn't married because he doesn't have time for that shite because there's too much football to think about.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 8:52 am to WG_Dawg
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Jokes on you, pruitt isn't married
Dude....we had a good thing going....you just ruined it...
Posted on 5/15/14 at 8:54 am to gatorhata9
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:00 am to gatorhata9
Nah I played along and turned it into a joke too.
Sorry :(
Sorry :(
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:07 am to WG_Dawg
Let's get this fap train back on track.
I was behind Jeremy Pruitt at Burger King and he ordered a Big Mac. They walked across the street and got it for him.
I was behind Jeremy Pruitt at Burger King and he ordered a Big Mac. They walked across the street and got it for him.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:16 am to GurleyManandProud020
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'We're gonna get the five or six that are gonna do it our way, and the way I want it done, and we're gonna be a hell of a defense.
IMHO this speaks to a future state. In other words, I think he is saying he doesn't have the players he needs on defense yet (especially in the DB) but he will be recruiting who he needs. Here's hoping some 5 star secondary recruits heed Pruitt's call.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:16 am to gatorhata9
I heard that Jeremy Pruitt counted to infinity, twice.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:18 am to gatorhata9
yo for real if we play in dallas can I crash at your place?
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:19 am to WG_Dawg
Your chowder posse card will be checked at the door but yea. Let's pack that bitch out.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:24 am to gatorhata9
Sweet, I'll go ahead a buy a few non-refundable plane tickets at lunch today.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:27 am to gatorhata9
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Members of the Chowder Posse are welcome to crash at my place.
Weeeee!!!!!!! Let's all get in our pj's, pop some popcorn, and watch scary movies!!!
Don't be the first to fall asleep though. Cause you know some rascal will be waiting to spray shaving cream in your hand...... and then tickle your nose with a feather!!...............SPLAT!........ GOTCHA!.... lol lol lol lol...............
Chowder Posse Slumber Party! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:33 am to Jefferson Dawg
classic jeff.
Hey, if I have a free place to stay for the biggest UGA game in my life should I not take advantage of the opportunity?
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:33 am to Jefferson Dawg
You jelly brah
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:36 am to gatorhata9
Nick Saban wears Jeremy Pruitt pajamas...
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:41 am to dallasga6
Jeremy Pruitt beat a wall in a game of tennis
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:42 am to Jefferson Dawg
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Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:46 am to dallasga6
Chowders fo' life
Posted on 5/15/14 at 9:52 am to dallasga6
Jeremy pruitt eats rocks and shits lightning bolts. One time Pruitt was walking round in the forest, looking for hippies to use as firewood, when a wild boar suddenly crossed his path. Big mistake. Jeremy lifted the boar into the air with his mind, spun him around, and digested him telekinetically. And he wasn't even hungry.
If you don't know who Jeremy Pruitt is, he's the world champion in tae kwon do, jujutsu, kickboxing, karate, sumo wrestling, tae bo, pad thai, Street Fighter II, and he holds a certificate of participation in the national spelling bee. Pruitt has no weakness; he is the ultimate fighting machine. One time a big shot movie producer approached Jeremy with a screenplay starring him versus King Kong, Ghidorah, Dracula, Satan, Charles Bronson, and that Russian boxer from Rocky IV. The movie was never made though because studios felt that it was too far fetched, since nobody but nobody stands a chance against Jeremy Pruitt. When he found out, he was so furious that the producer had to offer his daughter's virginity to appease him. Jeremy accepted the offer and then torched the producer's family in their sleep. The producer wrote Him a "thank you" letter for sparing his life, which Pruitt promptly crumpled up and urinated on.
Jeremy Pruitt starts his day like every red-blooded man:
with a giant boner. after rubbing one off, Jeremy Pruitt flosses his teeth with steel wool. Then he eats a bowl of dynamite, takes a massive two-flush mega-shite, and wipes his arse with intercepted letters to Santa Clause. After breakfast, Jeremy brings his mail and uses the Spear of Destiny as an envelope opener. Jeremy Pruitt not only stays up on current event but future ones as well so that he can ruin the ending to new Harry Potter books before they're even written.
If you don't know who Jeremy Pruitt is, he's the world champion in tae kwon do, jujutsu, kickboxing, karate, sumo wrestling, tae bo, pad thai, Street Fighter II, and he holds a certificate of participation in the national spelling bee. Pruitt has no weakness; he is the ultimate fighting machine. One time a big shot movie producer approached Jeremy with a screenplay starring him versus King Kong, Ghidorah, Dracula, Satan, Charles Bronson, and that Russian boxer from Rocky IV. The movie was never made though because studios felt that it was too far fetched, since nobody but nobody stands a chance against Jeremy Pruitt. When he found out, he was so furious that the producer had to offer his daughter's virginity to appease him. Jeremy accepted the offer and then torched the producer's family in their sleep. The producer wrote Him a "thank you" letter for sparing his life, which Pruitt promptly crumpled up and urinated on.
Jeremy Pruitt starts his day like every red-blooded man:
with a giant boner. after rubbing one off, Jeremy Pruitt flosses his teeth with steel wool. Then he eats a bowl of dynamite, takes a massive two-flush mega-shite, and wipes his arse with intercepted letters to Santa Clause. After breakfast, Jeremy brings his mail and uses the Spear of Destiny as an envelope opener. Jeremy Pruitt not only stays up on current event but future ones as well so that he can ruin the ending to new Harry Potter books before they're even written.
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