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Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:02 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:02 pm to
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So, you haven't even hung pictures on the wall , nor spoken eye to eye with your neighbor yet , and you're already calling the HOA on him?


HOA has no jurisdiction, but the creek he's dumping in is the feeder to the neighborhood lake. The HOA may have an issue with that.

Since Col Bruce died, the Pine Straw market in the neighborhood is out of wack. The power vacuum exists, and will be filled. I hope it is filled by respectable people.

I watched The Burbs the other night, on demand for $3.99 on xfinity.

I'm pretty sure what to and not to do.

One thing is for sure. The dumping of tires and refrigerators and hoses and boxes is going to end soon.


Like the harmony of Three Dog Night or Extreme's "More than Words", things will sync up and everything will be fine. The summer solstice is coming up on June 21, I believe, the week after the full moon.

More Than Words













Cicada's are coming too....




Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:02 pm to
-SU
-ZU
-KI

SUZUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMER.....

7-4 shitheads
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

Like the harmony of Three Dog Night


I heard a story once about where Col Bruce got asked to open for Three Dog night. He played their Jeriamiah was a bullfrog Joy to the world song back to back over and over until he got booed off stage and chased out of the auditorium.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
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Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:10 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63919 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:15 pm to
I should just drive over there and talk it out.



Posted by Jefferson Dawg
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Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:17 pm to
Sardine?
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:27 pm to
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I should just drive over there and talk it out.


Just take your own advice.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
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31961 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:28 pm to
Jooooooooy to the world

Aaaaaaallllll the boys and girls now

Joy to the fishes in


Sorry
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:30 pm to
Hang on. I bet cheese grits knows Three Dog Night somehow through a Hollywood or Colobel sanders connection...

Cheese Grits,

You ever party with 3DN back int the day?
This post was edited on 5/19/17 at 10:31 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:31 pm to
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Na, it's some crazy shite they do with tires in Africa.


15 mins for a medium rare

30 mins for extra crispy
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:42 pm to
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You ever party with 3DN back int the day?


Nope, hung with Blood, Sweat, and Tears and but the best experience was with Bootsy and George. They were some way stoned individuals.

If you were old enough, and lived in the south, you could have rubbed elbows with Carlos Toadvine aka Little Enis Long Black Limosuine

Carlos played the guitar backwards and upside down.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:45 pm to
Have to admit it, I had essentially every vinyl album they put out back in the day.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63919 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 10:46 pm to
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Nope, hung with Blood, Sweat, and Tears


Go Down Gamblin is my favorite song of theirs. What's your opinion?
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:18 pm to



The Lawn-Off tone has evolved, so we need to adjust the hype video schematic....


SOundtrack: LINK.........................................


-black screen, then a sprinkler system sprinkler pops up out of ground
-and starts watering
-go-pro camera mounted on lawn mower footage (slo mo)
-go-pro footage from weed eater (slo mo)
-go-pro footage mounted on a leak blower (slow mo)

-then, fade to black
- and where the drums go bump, bump, da bump
-the letters LOMF'ers appear in yellow (forgot to say the other parts are black in white)

-also, fade music out before the commie parts start
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 7:56 am to
quote:

What's your opinion?


You have good taste?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63919 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 1:32 pm to
There's still some commie before the ba dum dum dum, but the birds chirping is appropriate. I think you can do better, just push a little harder.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 4:14 pm to
You people are the ones changing the mood of Lawn Off. I'm just adjusting the tone of the hype vid schematics to adapt accordingly.

Hang on. I'll do a new one for where the mood/tone needs to get to..
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 4:15 pm to
Cheese Grits, Can you please do another rhyming post? That shite was awesome..
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 4:34 pm to




-Hype Video begins with shot of a closed garage door
-the music begins where i've bookmarked it here....Soundtrack... LINK.....................
-then the words "Jefferson Dawg Productions" appear across the garage door
-then "proudly presents" appears
-then garage door starts to open
-revealing a Saturday morning suburban lawn warrior on his day off is standing there ready for battle

-as song builds, we see close-ups of The Mower
-shots of it being fueled
-shot of oil being checked
-a spark plug is screwed in
-the mow height things over the wheels are adjusted precisely

-then as the song starts the rocket launch countdown part 10, 9, 8, etc
-sunglasses are put on
-headphones donned 7, 6....
-sunscreen rubbed on the nose
-shots of engine being primed 5, 4......
-3, 2, 1......
-and then a slow motion sequence of the rip cord ignition being pulled/engaged

-song says "check ignition. And may God's Love Be With Yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

-then mower's pushed off the driveway into the lawn
-then fade to black as the guitar, synthesizers drums are doing that intergalactic build-up part

-then BAM!!!! right as Bowie sings "This is ground control to major Tom..."....
-...........the letters "L O M F ' e r s" appear in yellow bold font and hang there
-with a vibrating rocket launch special effect added before it fades out again


-Lawn Off MF'ers. Let's go!!
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63919 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 5:37 pm to
I like that song too but it just feels like inappropriate euro trash. Im thinking more of something like Sister Christian by nightranger
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