re: Jefferson, I need Salt Life clarification

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Hey Jefferson, have you ever had a gal stick her finger in you bunghole during a felatio event?

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No. Not into getting my oil checked.

I've had a few start creeping their fingers that way....so I just changed positions to dis tract them.....rather than making an issue out of it and possibly ruining their adventurous spirit.

Does this tie into cooler character-profiles somehow?

For Picture 1, I commend them for trying to get as much beer as they can in there. However, there are a couple major problems.
First, that's not a great cooler, there's no latch to keep the lid down and it looks like they're going rafting (they aren't planning on re-duct taping that thing every time they have to get a beer are they, or worse using bungee cords?)
Second, there doesn't look like there is very much room for ice on top, but I see ice in the picture. Did they just put ice at the bottom of the cooler? That would not be the best way to do that.
Third, if they wanted variety, why only light brews? (Are there other drinks on the bottom of the stacks?)

The 2nd Picture I have issues with as well.
First, that's a poor job of packing it, too much airspace and unused volume.
Second, that cooler already looks like it doesn't have a lot of insulation.
Third, Sprite and 1800....where's the brown liquor?

I'm looking at a truck with Carolina plates right now....that has four of those oval stickers with the abbreviations on them. OBX, IOP, WP, and LB.

Only one I can translate is 'Isle Of Palms'.

Maybe you can get one of these made.

"ILMOCDFE".......for I like My Oil Checked During Felatio Events.

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For Picture 1, I commend them for trying to get as much beer as they can in there. However, there are a couple major problems.
First, that's not a great cooler, there's no latch to keep the lid down and it looks like they're going rafting (they aren't planning on re-duct taping that thing every time they have to get a beer are they, or worse using bungee cords?)
Second, there doesn't look like there is very much room for ice on top, but I see ice in the picture. Did they just put ice at the bottom of the cooler? That would not be the best way to do that.
Third, if they wanted variety, why only light brews? (Are there other drinks on the bottom of the stacks?)

The 2nd Picture I have issues with as well.
First, that's a poor job of packing it, too much airspace and unused volume.
Second, that cooler already looks like it doesn't have a lot of insulation.
Third, Sprite and 1800....where's the brown liquor?

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Ya can tell CockInYourEar is a flimflam artist.

I have noticed swamp life and ball life recently. How stupid