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re: Has your wife ever hit you?

Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:19 pm to
Walk away to an isolated spot in a National Forest. Dig a hole. Then walk to a hardware store and get some quicklime and grass seed. Then walk away from the now-filled hole.
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:22 pm to
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Hypothetically, if a person commits assault and subsequently gets their arse beat, does the onus of guilt apply to the instigator or the victim?



Cliff Notes answer: depends on the circumstances. The victim would, in most cases, be legally permitted to use that force necessary to stop the attack. However, if the victim uses more force than is necessary, or continues using force after the attack is clearly stopped, then they are guilty of battery.
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:24 pm to
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Does the father have to pay more if he is also the uncle?


Not if he's still sleeping with her.
Posted by Griffindawg
Member since Oct 2013
6149 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:33 pm to
My wife got mad bc I ripped a huge fart in our bedroom the other night, punched me in the arm and either dislocated or jammed a couple fingers.
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 12:38 pm to
-1 for failure to execute a proper Dutch Oven.
Posted by AlaCowboy
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
6944 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 2:09 pm to
No. When child continues in school it continues until 22. Had to maintain her on my insurance as well.
Posted by Griffindawg
Member since Oct 2013
6149 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 2:27 pm to
It was a fresh out the shower bum clapper with still wet butt cheeks. Smelled like green beans and bacon
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