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re: OFFICIAL Chris Jones is ALL DAWG! Bundy lives on edition
Posted on 1/29/13 at 4:56 pm to Landsharks
Posted on 1/29/13 at 4:56 pm to Landsharks
quote:Where are you guys coming from?
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:01 pm to 17theBears
So what's the new rumor that Coonass has SPS fapping about?
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:05 pm to Spank Jackson
I haven't been on SPS in a while, so I'm no help on this one.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:06 pm to 17theBears
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If what I’m hearing is true, and I’m not saying that it is, a certain MSU fan and SPS poster, and I’m not at liberty to name names but I can tell you that he has a long and tortured history of repeatedly claiming to have insider information which turns out to be utter and complete horseshite, MIGHT, I repeat MIGHT, have yet again, due to his unprecedented insider access, received top secret information regarding not only the intentions of one Chris Jones vis a vis signing day, but other ambiguous top secret information about another possible mystery recruit, information so vague that it could support almost any set of eventualities as long as Jones chooses MSU, information which you’ll be pleased to know has been confirmed by the Recruit Whisperer triumvirate, information which, if/when proven to be false, will inevitably be blamed upon unforeseen events and/or Bear conspiracies, information which he has graciously hinted at on this board, resulting in the more gullible and amnesiac denizens responding with predictable posts imploring "Coach" for the love of God not to bogart his sensitive information while others plead with him not to share the information lest he spoil the developments currently afoot. Stay tuned.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:10 pm to Spank Jackson
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So what's the new rumor that Coonass has SPS fapping about?
You can't put it together? I'm not the one to start rumors but you can figure it out if you really think about it.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:13 pm to Cdawg
LOL!!! that one is too easy. Come on, you can figure this one out!
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:18 pm to Spank Jackson
Helluva sentence right there. 
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:19 pm to darkhorse
CJ is not only all dog but he's also talked Tony into wearing maroon as well?
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:20 pm to Spank Jackson
no, coonass said conner will be a rebel. Think about it a little more.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:21 pm to Spank Jackson
I'm hearing we paid the head cheerleader to give CJ a bj in the library bathroom and Jones filmed the whole thing and plans to sign with State on NSD and turn the video in to the NCAA on the same day.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:22 pm to Cdawg
You're asking me to enter Coonass-Land. I'm lost
This post was edited on 1/29/13 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:22 pm to tgr4ever
Haha I'm sorry didn't mean to be an a-hole or anything no harm intended
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:23 pm to OBReb6
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I'm hearing we paid the head cheerleader to give CJ a bj in the library bathroom and Jones filmed the whole thing and plans to sign with State on NSD and turn the video in to the NCAA on the same day.
Is that illegal tho?Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:26 pm to Spank Jackson
BJs are considered sodomy, which is illegal in MS.
It was the perfect scheme by state, knowing we wouldn't be foolish to pay him on the first visit. They finally got the best of us.
It was the perfect scheme by state, knowing we wouldn't be foolish to pay him on the first visit. They finally got the best of us.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:27 pm to OBReb6
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I'm hearing we paid the head cheerleader to give CJ a bj in the library bathroom
How much? Anyone have her number?
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:28 pm to OBReb6
It's all starting to make so much more sense now.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 6:07 pm to beHop
I tried to ask this question on the same page Coonass had previously posted on. I wanted him to acknowledge it, so maybe we could get the bottom of his infinite knowledge base.
Apparently Engie has heard the same rumor but he's been a no-show for about a week now.
Apparently Engie has heard the same rumor but he's been a no-show for about a week now.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 6:11 pm to FeedMoncrief
You're not gonna hear anything from either because they're either not confident enough in their info or their vaginas are bleeding...
Posted on 1/29/13 at 6:21 pm to Spank Jackson
Wall of words
Posted on 1/29/13 at 6:42 pm to Hardy_Har
Peaches hasnt been collectively fellated by SPS in a minute. The shepherd must feed his flock.
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