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Posted on 9/13/24 at 12:14 am to deeprig9
Posted on 9/13/24 at 12:14 am to deeprig9
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quote: One of their coaches killed and possibly ate a stripping monkey. That's a headline, I want the story. I want to know. I want to be educated. I value being informed of the world around me. Please, sir, if you have the time.
UT Football Coach Jeff Banks Marries Pole Assassin and her Emotional Support Monkey
Apparently Pole Assassin is well liked, and has been welcomed into the UT coaching family.
I have not heard about anyone killing and eating the monkey… maybe the Pole Assassin story has been accidentally conflated with the Ohio cats and dogs eating story… which would be understandably easy to do…
But I am no longer local to Austin… perhaps a local UT fan could provide an update on the emotional support monkey’s health??
This post was edited on 9/13/24 at 12:34 am
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Posted on 9/13/24 at 12:18 am to MtVernon
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My Top 5:
1) Football
2) Baseball
3) Softball
4) Basketball - W
5) Basketball - M
So, you're a woman?
Posted on 9/13/24 at 9:00 am to Old School Tex
quote:If something like that actually happened you wouldn't need to be local to Austin, or even in the U.S. to hear about it. Ignore and move along
But I am no longer local to Austin… perhaps a local UT fan could provide an update on the emotional support monkey’s health??
Posted on 9/13/24 at 9:24 am to MtVernon
Football
Softball
Basketball
Softball
Basketball
Posted on 9/13/24 at 9:38 am to MtVernon
1. Football
2. Men's Basketball
3. College Baseball
I don't really care about anything else.
2. Men's Basketball
3. College Baseball
I don't really care about anything else.
Posted on 9/13/24 at 10:22 am to madmaxvol
1. Football
2. Men's Basketball
3. Baseball.
4. Any championship involving Texas.
5. Futbol.
2. Men's Basketball
3. Baseball.
4. Any championship involving Texas.
5. Futbol.
Posted on 9/13/24 at 10:53 am to MtVernon
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After Football, I was told the SEC is a baseball conference.
Really? Ya think?
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