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Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:24 pm to
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
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Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:24 pm to
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ShotGunGordan

Posted by ShotGunGordan
Member since Dec 2025
225 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:24 pm to
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You sure aren’t making a good case for it.. you still seem like the type. And since Alabama, again it probably your cousin.

Not gonna lie, you can kajons back and forth has been hilarious. You’re soft, though.


You seem to be very invested in finding someone that "seems the type". Why not contact Kajon, he is the type. Bonus points if you were in the Army at any point.
Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
156 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:32 pm to
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That's not all it was, though. You have consistently defended NAMBLA as something all red-blooded men in the Army get their jollies talking about with each other.

You have not denied that you enjoy talking about the topic of having sex with little boys.

I have alluded to the fact, very strongly, that you are a pedophile, a human monster, and you smile and say thanks for letting everyone know how you roll.


I have never defended NAMBLA. There you go reaching again haha, that's ALL you have! You've lost this fight from the start and it's obvious!

Quality melt brother. That's all the props you'll get from me....unless you embrace the dark (humor) side and hit my team where it hurts, like I wanted everyone to do from the start of this thread.

On second though, I WILL make more threads like this, this has been fun after all! Just laugh, embrace it. Hurt my team, you can do it. I'm starting to have faith in you. I'd so have a beer with you.....but you gotta hurt my team first!
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 8:35 pm
Posted by JTM72
BR, LA.
Member since Mar 2014
1290 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:34 pm to
Nahh, he doesn’t “seem like the type” to let an adult molest him at a young age.

Only someone that got molested would be so offended that he’d be 4 pages deep into defending some nambla joke
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20952 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:35 pm to
I will try to get this back on track for OP.

You can’t spell “butt chug” without UT.
Posted by ShotGunGordan
Member since Dec 2025
225 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:37 pm to
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I have never defended NAMBLA. There you go reaching again haha, that's ALL you have! You've lost this fight from the start and it's obvious!

Quality melt brother. That's all the props you'll get from me....unless you embrace the dark (humor) side and hit my team where it hurts, like I wanted everyone to do from the start of this thread.


Sure you have. You have stated repeatedly that there is nothing wrong with NAMBLA as everyone in the Army talks about it. You've even gone as far as to say that men who don't enjoy "dark humor" about having sex with boys would never survive your man's Army.

You've been all around the world and spoken to people everywhere about it, is what you said.

Now you are hitting on Capt. Dalton and were disappointed about discovering that he was not gay and probably devastated that his is not a child.
Posted by ShotGunGordan
Member since Dec 2025
225 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:40 pm to
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Nahh, he doesn’t “seem like the type” to let an adult molest him at a young age.

Only someone that got molested would be so offended that he’d be 4 pages deep into defending some nambla joke


Why don't you just shoot a private message to Kajun and see what he is all about. I bet he asks you how old you are right up front.
Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
156 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:43 pm to
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Sure you have. You have stated repeatedly that there is nothing wrong with NAMBLA as everyone in the Army talks about it. You've even gone as far as to say that men who don't enjoy "dark humor" about having sex with boys would never survive your man's Army.

You've been all around the world and spoken to people everywhere about it, is what you said.

Now you are hitting on Capt. Dalton and were disappointed about discovering that he was not gay and probably devastated that his is not a child.


OMG, you are the poster child for buzz kill. Everyone is trying to have fun, you are the guy that pulls the plug on the speakers at a concert in the middle of the epic solo.

Again...so you can understand this....I'll spell it out clearly for you....
EYE HAVE NEVER SAID NOTHING IS WRONG WITH NAMBLA. There you go.......I used "EYE" for "I", just in case you couldn't understand it.
Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
156 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:43 pm to
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Sure you have. You have stated repeatedly that there is nothing wrong with NAMBLA as everyone in the Army talks about it. You've even gone as far as to say that men who don't enjoy "dark humor" about having sex with boys would never survive your man's Army.

You've been all around the world and spoken to people everywhere about it, is what you said.

Now you are hitting on Capt. Dalton and were disappointed about discovering that he was not gay and probably devastated that his is not a child.


OMG, you are the poster child for buzz kill. Everyone is trying to have fun, you are the guy that pulls the plug on the speakers at a concert in the middle of the epic solo.

Again...so you can understand this....I'll spell it out clearly for you....
EYE HAVE NEVER SAID NOTHING IS WRONG WITH NAMBLA. There you go.......I used "EYE" for "I", just in case you couldn't understand it.
Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
156 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:44 pm to
Damn, the universe wanted you to get this point so bad, it sent my post twice!
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 8:45 pm
Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
156 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:51 pm to
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Why don't you just shoot a private message to Kajun and see what he is all about.


We've seen what you're all about.....total butthurt.

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I bet he asks you how old you are right up front.


I would......to find out if he's man enough to handle dark humor or not. Not for NAMBLA purposes.

Didn't mean to offend you....seriously....again, I'd totally have a beer with you, but you gotta embrace the dark humor first and HURT MY TEAM WITH YOUR WORDS. Make a joke. Make it good and funny.

Posted by ShotGunGordan
Member since Dec 2025
225 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:53 pm to
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Damn, the universe wanted you to get this point so bad, it sent my post twice!


See, now that is funny. You are so nervous about the board not flocking to your side as you doggedly attempt to normalize your behavior and thoughts about NAMBLA, being attracted to Capt. Dalton, and backtracking on everything you have said, you are sending out duplicate babbling posts.

Drunk pedophiles are dark, that is for sure, but I wouldn't call it dark humor.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20952 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:53 pm to
You can’t spell “outrageously inept little brother” without Auburn.
Posted by ShotGunGordan
Member since Dec 2025
225 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:58 pm to
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I would......to find out if he's man enough to handle dark humor or not. Not for NAMBLA purposes.


I knew you would ask his age as soon as he contacts you; that was a given.

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Didn't mean to offend you....seriously....again, I'd totally have a beer with you, but you gotta embrace the dark humor first.


No thanks. My idea of a good time isn't hanging out with someone who enjoys talking about little boys while passing it off as dark humor.

Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
156 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:06 pm to
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No thanks. My idea of a good time isn't hanging out with someone who enjoys talking about little boys while passing it off as dark humor.



Jesus Christ (forgive me Lord)......You don't even know me. YOU'RE THE ONE that keeps bringing up the NAMBLA/little boys bullshite....I made a joke. You won't let it go.

Stop acting like a little bi+ch and MAKE FUN OF MY TEAM ALREADY

I don't care about ANYONE coming to my defense or being in my corner. I want YOU to join in the fun....drink a beer with me......admit this is all stupid and for fun and LET IT ALL GO.

TRUST ME....you'll be a lot happier once you do. I still have faith in you.
Posted by ShotGunGordan
Member since Dec 2025
225 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:09 pm to
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....drink a beer with me.....

TRUST ME....you'll be a lot happier once you do. I still have faith in you.


Stop trying to set up a meeting with me, you fricking creep.
Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
156 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:09 pm to
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You can’t spell “outrageously inept little brother” without Auburn.


LOL, good one

Someone please keep this going.....that was the initial intent before it got all preachy.
Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
6779 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:09 pm to
You (still) can't spell Citrus without UT.
Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
156 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:10 pm to
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Stop trying to set up a meeting with me, you fricking creep.


Are you a little boy?

Call me LOL! I could be a Bama fan for a day.

(sorry to most normal bama fans, this guy is special....and I use the term "guy" loosely)
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 9:15 pm
Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
156 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:19 pm to
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Stop trying to set up a meeting with me, you fricking creep.


All jokes aside....seriously....

I'd rather be your friend and have a beer with you....no homo.

I make lots of jokes and I'll rip on you and test your manhood, but at the end of the day, I'd like to help you and help you understand that jokes are jokes and don't take things and life so seriously and everything will be ok. If you truly knew me, you'd love me......not NAMBLA style......lol.

But your resilience has earned you a beer from me......at least one. Good on you. Please....MAKE FUN OF MY TEAM ALREADY.
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 9:24 pm
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