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re: you can practically hear all those alabama anal sphincter muscles tightening up.

Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:18 pm to
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51559 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:18 pm to
In the past 5 years Bama has only one national title, and that was the Covid year. Since Bama’s dynasty started there hasn’t been a five year gap with so only one title. And going back seven years, Bama has only two titles, it’s evident that Bama isn’t as dominant as they used to be. I’m not saying the dynasty is absolutely dead but it may actually be on its last leg of course it won’t be fully over until Saban retires
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles/USC Trojans fan/alum
Member since Oct 2020
8863 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:20 pm to
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Somehow Alabama not winning the national championship has become the impetus for trolling.

Let that sink in for a minute.

It has sunk. You think on that awhile.

Posted by ClaimToFame
Member since Nov 2017
1769 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:20 pm to
Saban 3-4 vs Tubberville.
Let that sink in for a minute.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
20688 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:20 pm to
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they don't have a starting qb with experience at this time


Greg McElroy - 1st year starter = natty
AJ McCarron - 1st year starter = natty
Jacob Coker - 1st year starter = natty
Mac Jones - 1st year starter = natty
Posted by ClaimToFame
Member since Nov 2017
1769 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:21 pm to
Saban 0-2 vs Tom Osborne.
Let that sink in for a minute.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6911 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:23 pm to
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portend

Up vote for an LSU fan knowing the meaning of this
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
38159 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:25 pm to
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Georgia is reigning, and LSU and Tennessee are on the move up.


quote:

can't blame them. they don't have a starting qb with experience at this time


Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92756 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:26 pm to
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I'm not worried. The playoff expands in two years to 12 teams and Nick Saban is the king of the mulligan


true story
Posted by Long Dawg
Acworth, GA
Member since Dec 2017
2054 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:30 pm to
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Smart has what record against Alabama?


Bama fans favorite Beatles song is “Yesterday”
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7357 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:30 pm to
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Kirby Smart is 46yrs old Nick Saban is 71yrs old.


Damn. Too bad. I’m sure Alabama will fall back into their historic irrelevance once Saban retires. If only we had money and were a blue blood dream-job. Oh wait….
Posted by BamaMamaof2
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2019
2655 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:31 pm to
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Saban 3-4 vs Tubberville. Let that sink in for a minute


Saban is 4-1 vs Smart.
Let that sink in for a minute.
Posted by Long Dawg
Acworth, GA
Member since Dec 2017
2054 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 12:50 pm to
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Damn. Too bad. I’m sure Alabama will fall back into their historic irrelevance once Saban retires. If only we had money and were a blue blood dream-job. Oh wait….


Yeah Bama has done a great job hiring coaches after a legend leaves.

Ray Perkins
Bill Curry
Mike Dubose
Dennis Francione
Mike Price
Mike Shula
Joe Kines

Murders Row of Bama Head Coaches there

This post was edited on 1/13/23 at 12:56 pm
Posted by Long Dawg
Acworth, GA
Member since Dec 2017
2054 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 1:00 pm to
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Saban is 4-1 vs Smart. Let that sink in for a minute.


UGA is defending Back 2 Back Natty champs and have better staff and better returning players than Bama and UGA actually likes their OC and DC.

Saban is losing his hair (looks like a cancer patient after Chemo) and is 25yrs older than Kirby and drawing Social Security for last 6 years.

Da Nile is a River in Egypt.

Let that sink in.
This post was edited on 1/13/23 at 1:02 pm
Posted by BamaMamaof2
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2019
2655 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 1:22 pm to
Kirby is fat!
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 1:27 pm to
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they are really worried about next year's championship since they missed 2 years in a row, and Georgia is reigning, and LSU and Tennessee are on the move up.



LSU and the boy grinder lost to a steamy, Walmart parking lot shite diaper of a team, in their last game of the season and Tennessee lost to a chicken's dinky.

No.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
7949 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 1:45 pm to
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Muchas Buenas Suertes!





Cooyon. Pas de chance pour LSU.





Posted by Big Steev
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2015
811 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 1:56 pm to
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Saban being able to handle the riggers


Posted by Long Dawg
Acworth, GA
Member since Dec 2017
2054 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 2:01 pm to
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Kirby is fat!


Kirby can go on Atkins diet

Saban needs a Time Machine
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
7949 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 2:07 pm to
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Bama fans favorite Beatles song is “Yesterday”



Georgia fan's favorite John Lennon song is "Imagine ( if we were Bama)".


Maybe Kirby Paul can take you all on a Magical Mystery Tour ?
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26147 posts
Posted on 1/13/23 at 2:10 pm to
Sorry. We're relevant in a sport currently being played. I know yall cant relate
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