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Yet another SEC haiku

Posted on 2/27/24 at 1:50 pm
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2257 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 1:50 pm
Haiku LSU

Les Miles, grass-fed douche
Eddie O, mush-mouthed coonass
BK, murderer

Boutte's bonehead bets
Ripe old lady snatch for Guice
Sick kids pay the price

"Mizzou ain't no good"
"Our defense sucks assholes"
"Let's steal Mizzou's DC"
Posted by DhanTigers212
Member since Dec 2014
7435 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 1:52 pm to
Mizzou
Where all coaches know to win they must find a way to LSU
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 1:52 pm to
You seem reasonable
Posted by MetryMauler
Member since Sep 2016
7132 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 1:55 pm to
Ban?
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93646 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Les Miles, grass-fed douche
Eddie O, mush-mouthed coonass
BK, murderer

All 3 better than any coach you have ever had.
Posted by Cshaw91
Member since Mar 2019
2299 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 2:22 pm to
You sound like you marched in Ferguson
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42211 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Yet another SEC haiku

No.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2257 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Ban?


For? LOL
What a bunch of Marys
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 2:28 pm to
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Faurot fodder


You're queerer than Michael Sam
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2257 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 2:32 pm to
Man you coonasses are a clever bunch.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16146 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Ban?


Why? Because poor LSU fans don't like?
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2257 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Why? Because poor LSU fans don't like?


That's what it looks like to me. Sensitive group I guess.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93646 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Because poor LSU fans don't like?

I'm not sure how my income plays a part in this.
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
6714 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 2:54 pm to
Seriously you are obsessed with LSU. It’s almost sad, really you need help.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2257 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 3:01 pm to
This was a direct response to one of yours making a haiku. I'm just trying to have some fun.

Posted by crimson_one
Member since Oct 2012
1137 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 3:14 pm to
People are so frickin' weird.
Posted by RastaTigah
Member since Feb 2020
241 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 3:23 pm to
Last one was lazy. Doesn’t even fit the haiku rules. Got too excited I guess
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59603 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 3:29 pm to
Micheal samm ate cake
Baker has come on back home
Swatiska poopey
This post was edited on 2/27/24 at 4:41 pm
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Member since Oct 2023
1363 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 3:32 pm to
Your haikus are bad
They're kind of random and weird
You should keep trying
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16146 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

I'm not sure how my income plays a part in this


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