Started By
Message
Yes, a bammer's life revolves around football but...
Posted on 11/22/16 at 11:53 am
Posted on 11/22/16 at 11:53 am
so do yours, you emasculated cuckolds, at least we get to celebrate some natties.
Before georgia, aubie was planning on a trip to the playoffs...board reeked of aubie posts. Now that they've been revealed as the suck team we thought they were, it's all... bama is aubsessed, we didn't really care, we all have 1000 ft towers to design...well frick that, hope they're all like the leaning tower of pisa
Don't even get me started on l6u...what an unmitigated shitshow. 10esee claiming the nattie since last year, now all humble...blow me.
ole miss...just hoping that part of the ncaa penalty is letting dak come back for the egg bowl.
Gators---handled getting bufu'd by lsu over the hurricane like a boss..now tiggers get to play 15 straight road games and that doesn't even include a video of jim cantori getting rusty tromboned from yaw yaw
Vandy....almost beat the barn, started gus' inevitable descent into oblivion. I'll cosign that 240k loan that ends up getting you a job at the gap.
Uk...so beaten down it's not worth the time. Just put adolph rupp's corpse at qb. Offense would Still suck but much more entertaining.
Aggie, nicest folks on this board...i don't care if herman beats bama 30 x's in a row, get herman just to piss off the sips.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Your new best friend
Atx gump
Before georgia, aubie was planning on a trip to the playoffs...board reeked of aubie posts. Now that they've been revealed as the suck team we thought they were, it's all... bama is aubsessed, we didn't really care, we all have 1000 ft towers to design...well frick that, hope they're all like the leaning tower of pisa
Don't even get me started on l6u...what an unmitigated shitshow. 10esee claiming the nattie since last year, now all humble...blow me.
ole miss...just hoping that part of the ncaa penalty is letting dak come back for the egg bowl.
Gators---handled getting bufu'd by lsu over the hurricane like a boss..now tiggers get to play 15 straight road games and that doesn't even include a video of jim cantori getting rusty tromboned from yaw yaw
Vandy....almost beat the barn, started gus' inevitable descent into oblivion. I'll cosign that 240k loan that ends up getting you a job at the gap.
Uk...so beaten down it's not worth the time. Just put adolph rupp's corpse at qb. Offense would Still suck but much more entertaining.
Aggie, nicest folks on this board...i don't care if herman beats bama 30 x's in a row, get herman just to piss off the sips.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Your new best friend
Atx gump
This post was edited on 11/22/16 at 11:54 am
Posted on 11/22/16 at 11:54 am to Atxgump
Act like you've been there before?
Posted on 11/22/16 at 12:21 pm to Atxgump
quote:No shite, they're bigger Bama fans than actual Bama fans. Very strange.
Aggie, nicest folks on this board
Posted on 11/22/16 at 12:41 pm to Atxgump
These are the type of melts we enjoy.
Posted on 11/22/16 at 12:42 pm to Atxgump
This is literally my assumption of the "average Bama fan" all in one post.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Posted on 11/22/16 at 12:48 pm to Atxgump
If you post your Pay Pal info, I'll pay you to go back to TideFans.com and never return.
Posted on 11/22/16 at 12:51 pm to Atxgump
quote:
Before georgia, aubie was planning on a trip to the playoffs...board reeked of aubie posts. Now that they've been revealed as the suck team we thought they were,
Nobody who knows shite about football figured that Auburn was going to the playoff. There was hope they would beat the Gumps but the odds of them getting into the playoff were about as probable as Phyllis from Mulga shape shifting into an attractive female. The point was at least there was some intrigue. Now even if Bama loses, they don't risk falling out of the top 4 and the West isn't on the line any more. That is why this season had all the drama sucked out of it. Good job Georgia and Bama. Being the boring ol wet blankets that you are. You teams are like the parents arriving back home early from an out-of-town vacation only to interrupt a big arse party that the kids are throwing with hot coeds, booze, bras and panties hanging from lanterns and lamps everywhere. Lots of fun y'all are.
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News