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re: Y'all are aware we kidnap mascots, right?

Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:45 pm to
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
12116 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:45 pm to
This is something that Tennessee and Georgia can agree on. You dumb cowboys try that with Uga or Smokey and there will be hell to pay. Georgia won’t shoot but we will make any dirtbag who tries such a thing wish we did.
That poor cow UTa parades around belongs in a pasture - not a football stadium. He is a threat to people and animals. Can’t believe their school doesn’t realize that.
This post was edited on 9/10/24 at 5:48 pm
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
1018 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:46 pm to
Sooners' carry weapons and we protect our stolen dirt. Think twice! Cows taste good too!!
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
4943 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

Y'all are aware we kidnap mascots, right?

Don’t speak for us.

No “we” don’t.
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
4782 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:56 pm to
Seems like jimmies have been rustled in this thread.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
12116 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 5:58 pm to
No need to punish poor Bevo because a bunch of stupid idiots think kidnapping doesn’t have consequences. They should check out what happened to a stupid Bama fan who poisoned a few trees at AU. He went to prison, lost his business and family and reportedly died in poverty. His punishment would be minor compared to what anyone messing with our mascots would endure.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Parts unknown
Member since May 2014
8070 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:06 pm to
We are also aware that you wave dildo’s in public, frequently tell people to do better, and want to keep Austin weird.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25727 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:06 pm to
All 5?
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21862 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:10 pm to
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sometimes it ends well, sometimes not.

Is the not category a pregnant mascot?
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
12193 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:11 pm to
Good way to get shot
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:39 pm to
Somehow an insult from a Mississippian doesn’t move my needle. Sorry feller.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
20651 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

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Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
20988 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

That poor cow UTa parades around belongs in a pasture - not a football stadium


At a tailgate medium rare would be better
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

That poor cow UTa parades around belongs in a pasture - not a football stadium. He is a threat to people and animals.


How woke of you.
Posted by Berry4Heisman
Orlando, FL
Member since Jan 2020
920 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:45 pm to
I’m moving to Austin terrific city. Not too impressed with campus however fricking shithole imo
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136272 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:45 pm to
Can you kidnap our coach?
Posted by Berry4Heisman
Orlando, FL
Member since Jan 2020
920 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:47 pm to
He’s the best y’all will ever get
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
We suck at football
Member since Dec 2022
4093 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:47 pm to
and we BBQ yours
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55227 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:47 pm to
Do you need directions to ours? And please don't forget to post it on TikTok.
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
We suck at football
Member since Dec 2022
4093 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Can you kidnap our coach?
um we already did.
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
5135 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 7:37 pm to
Please kidnap Tusk or Mike. I fricking dare you

This post was edited on 9/10/24 at 7:39 pm
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