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re: WSJ: Alabama Restores Order to College Football Universe

Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:20 pm to
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:20 pm to
Go back to ITAT douche
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:20 pm to
Most doctors, lawyers, business owners, etc. in this state are Alabama fans. Your statement is patently false and is a pathetic, bitter troll attempt by a person who can't stand to see other people have a good time and enjoy success. To quote Pat Dye:

"Life is short, so don't waste any of it carrying around a load of bitterness. It only sours your life, and the world won't pay any attention anyway."
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:21 pm to
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Right over your head


No, not at all actually. You have been the making the same "beat your dog cause da tahd lost" jokes for about a month now. Everybody gets it. It isn't clever.




Still right over your head.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:21 pm to
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Right over your head


No, not at all actually. You have been the making the same "beat your dog cause da tahd lost" jokes for about a month now. Everybody gets it. It isn't clever.




Still right over your head. Stike two.
This post was edited on 1/19/16 at 6:23 pm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:22 pm to
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person who can't stand to see other people have a good time and enjoy success


We just don't understand the fambulah or we'd trade all these titles, great jobs, good families in a heartbeat.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:23 pm to
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Still right over your head.


Not my fault you made both "beating your dog row tahd" and "Harvey the Dog" jokes in the same 30 day period.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:23 pm to
He's talking about sam berkowitz who's dog talked to him about killing people. Because Auburn fans take football too seriously. It's a just a game Iron Puppets. Chill out.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:23 pm to
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He's talking about sam berkowitz who's dog talked to him about killing people


Yea, I know, see above.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:24 pm to
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Because Auburn fans take football too seriously


Only someone who doesn't take football seriously would take a screen name based on a funny, silly show like Seinfeld and turn it into the name of a mass murderer in the same city.

Get it together Auburn.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:25 pm to
Iron Puppets clearly hates Jews.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:25 pm to
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Iron Puppets clearly hates Jews.





And bald men. Clearly he hates bald men.

Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:26 pm to
What's gonna happen when we beat them in bball tonight? Does that mean our lives are defined by basketball too?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:27 pm to
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Does that mean our lives are defined by basketball too?


I still remember during the Gottfried era being laughed at for caring about basketball. "Bammer is a basketball school now". Apparently now it is fine to care about basketball.

I can't keep it all straight.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:28 pm to
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What's gonna happen when we beat them in bball tonight? Does that mean our lives are defined by basketball too?


I only own plaid sports coats.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:28 pm to
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I only own plaid sports coats.


OH SO YOU LIKE BEATING WOMEN TYPICAL BAMMER
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:30 pm to
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:31 pm to
Only when I'm drunk though so it's ok.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:31 pm to
Scientology is a made up religion based on the incoherent babblings of a crazy old loon that appeals to a certain cult of people.

Yea, Alabama is the fanbase in the state that sounds like that.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:35 pm to
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Scientology is a made up religion based on the incoherent babblings of a crazy old loon that appeals to a certain cult of people.

Yea, Alabama is the fanbase in the state that sounds like that.



Only difference in Scientology and the bammers is the wardrobe and COS only claims 10 NC.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:38 pm to
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Only difference in Scientology and the bammers is the wardrobe and COS only claims 10 NC.


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